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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #700 on: August 18, 2014, 10:11:55 PM »
Constantly checking for an update to your post (email). Even on vacation.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #701 on: August 22, 2014, 01:03:04 PM »
Know the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #702 on: August 24, 2014, 06:57:16 AM »
You woke up today wondering where the most fun thread ever got lost.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #703 on: August 24, 2014, 07:33:53 AM »
+1
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #704 on: August 24, 2014, 08:50:08 AM »
 
Quote from: Novo on August 24, 2014, 06:57:16 AM
You woke up today wondering where the most fun thread ever got lost.
:'(  :-X
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #705 on: August 24, 2014, 08:57:09 AM »

Quote from: Novo on August 24, 2014, 06:57:16 AM
You woke up today wondering where the most fun thread ever got lost.
Or made a mental note to read it all later and when you came back couldn't find it!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #706 on: August 24, 2014, 01:15:00 PM »
Quote from: Novo on August 24, 2014, 06:57:16 AM
You woke up today wondering where the most fun thread ever got lost.
Again??
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #707 on: August 24, 2014, 01:30:12 PM »
Quote from: MeirS on August 24, 2014, 01:15:00 PM
Again??
We have smart mods, I totally agree with them.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #708 on: August 24, 2014, 01:32:21 PM »

Quote from: Novo on August 24, 2014, 01:30:12 PM
We have smart mods, I totally agree with them.
Quick too
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #709 on: August 24, 2014, 01:39:18 PM »
Yup. Today's thread took a quick turn for the weird...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #710 on: August 24, 2014, 03:10:37 PM »
Quote from: Novo on August 24, 2014, 06:57:16 AM
You woke up today wondering where the most fun thread ever got lost.
anyone mind sharing which thread?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #711 on: August 24, 2014, 03:11:40 PM »

Quote from: bermo on August 24, 2014, 03:10:37 PM
anyone mind sharing which thread?
Its not around anymore.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #712 on: August 24, 2014, 03:13:40 PM »
I was asking what WAS the topic?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #713 on: August 24, 2014, 03:14:56 PM »
Quote from: bermo on August 24, 2014, 03:13:40 PM
I was asking what WAS the topic?
Stupidity.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #714 on: August 24, 2014, 03:23:12 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #715 on: August 24, 2014, 03:24:38 PM »
I don't want to also get booted...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #716 on: August 24, 2014, 03:25:14 PM »
Quote from: Moes Tavern on August 24, 2014, 03:23:12 PM
SSOIDH   :P
Let's just go with IDH... :P
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #717 on: August 24, 2014, 06:59:44 PM »
It was waiting to be deleted
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #718 on: August 24, 2014, 10:20:17 PM »
What was it called?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #719 on: August 24, 2014, 10:26:38 PM »
You snooze you lose... :P
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