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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #720 on: August 24, 2014, 10:27:05 PM »
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #721 on: August 24, 2014, 10:28:57 PM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on August 24, 2014, 10:26:38 PM
You snooze you lose... :P
i think in this case...you snooze you won
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #722 on: August 25, 2014, 12:10:37 AM »
Quote from: ah on August 24, 2014, 10:28:57 PM
i think in this case...you snooze you won
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #723 on: August 26, 2014, 12:11:41 AM »
You go to Walmart on vacation and before you can stop, you catch yourself looking around for an ATM
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #724 on: August 26, 2014, 12:14:29 AM »
Quote from: MC on August 26, 2014, 12:11:41 AM
You go to Walmart on vacation and before you can stop, you catch yourself looking around for an ATM
You mean you didn't bring GCs with you? They probably have  a lot fewer people loading Bluebird in HI than in LA
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #725 on: August 26, 2014, 09:00:19 AM »
Quote from: Yehoshua on August 26, 2014, 12:14:29 AM
You mean you didn't bring GCs with you? They probably have  a lot fewer people loading Bluebird in HI than in LA
With the toaster oven and all I'm not so sure
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #726 on: August 26, 2014, 09:06:08 AM »
Quote from: Joe4007 on August 26, 2014, 09:00:19 AM
With the toaster oven and all I'm not so sure
Good point
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #727 on: August 26, 2014, 11:37:05 AM »
Quote from: MC on August 26, 2014, 12:11:41 AM
You go to Walmart on vacation and before you can stop, you catch yourself looking around for an ATM
We passed one or to but "this is VACATION". Didn't even go in :).
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #728 on: August 26, 2014, 11:55:35 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on August 26, 2014, 11:37:05 AM
We passed one or two but "this is VACATION". Didn't even go in :).
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #729 on: August 26, 2014, 12:12:47 PM »
Quote from: Yehoshua on August 26, 2014, 11:55:35 AM
ftfy
Good point! Guess grammar is on vacation too...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #730 on: August 28, 2014, 11:45:27 AM »
You know that TRed is better than FRed
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #731 on: September 01, 2014, 09:51:10 PM »
you regularly say tehilim after clicking on green buttons...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #732 on: September 02, 2014, 10:38:33 AM »
When searching for a spouse, you'd prefer one whose name sounds like it could be male or female
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #733 on: September 02, 2014, 10:40:42 AM »
You refuse to hear any Shidduch with someone who doesn't have a SSN
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #734 on: September 02, 2014, 12:24:06 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on September 02, 2014, 10:38:33 AM
When searching for a spouse, you'd prefer one whose name sounds like it could be male or female
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