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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #750 on: September 11, 2014, 06:35:38 PM »
You cringe when you see that there's a new entry in the 'dumb mistakes we make' thread.  You want to learn from someone's mistakes, but it sometimes hurts too much.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #751 on: September 14, 2014, 08:39:04 AM »
You have a dream that your wife wanted to make a surprise trip for you so she applied for 4 credit cards (not via 4BM) and only got approved for 2 of them and ruined your chances of getting the SW cards you were hoping to get at the end of the year.

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #752 on: September 14, 2014, 08:21:39 PM »
Google Now just asked me if I want to set Wal-Mart as my place of work.
Guess I go there too often :)

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Re: Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #753 on: September 14, 2014, 08:25:07 PM »
Google Now just asked me if I want to set Wal-Mart as my place of work.
Guess I go there too often :)
ALOL!

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #754 on: September 14, 2014, 10:38:11 PM »
Google Now just asked me if I want to set Wal-Mart as my place of work.
Guess I go there too often :)
If you would, you could make a lot of us very happy!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #755 on: September 15, 2014, 07:41:17 AM »
You have a dream that your wife wanted to make a surprise trip for you so she applied for 4 credit cards (not via 4BM) and only got approved for 2 of them and ruined your chances of getting the SW cards you were hoping to get at the end of the year.
I think you mean a nightmare. :D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #756 on: September 15, 2014, 07:54:37 AM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #757 on: September 22, 2014, 06:16:07 PM »
You've had two offers in the past couple of days from people wanting to pay you to MS for them

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #758 on: September 22, 2014, 10:28:23 PM »
You've had two offers in the past couple of days from people wanting to pay you to MS for them
you should put ads in all the frum newspapers
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #759 on: October 04, 2014, 06:33:07 PM »
You read Artscrolls translation of "aguda achas" as "a united group" and you think Star Alliance
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #760 on: October 05, 2014, 12:13:11 AM »
You stock up on gas during the third quarter that lasts you the rest of the year.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #761 on: October 05, 2014, 12:14:43 AM »
You stock up on gas during the third quarter that lasts you the rest of the year.
whoa!
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #762 on: October 05, 2014, 12:17:38 AM »
You cringe when your neighbor tells you he can't afford to take his family on vacation because hotels are too expensive (happened today).
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #763 on: October 05, 2014, 12:24:33 AM »
You cringe when your neighbor tells you he can't afford to take his family on vacation because hotels are too expensive (happened today).
Well they are expensive, if you think about it :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #764 on: October 05, 2014, 02:45:53 AM »
U buy and aliyah And pay with miles,(prob a repost)
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