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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #795 on: October 27, 2014, 03:47:46 PM »
... You write a long email to your mother explaining what MS is and she tells you you she's been buying VGCs from Staples using her IB for a while already

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #796 on: October 27, 2014, 04:04:19 PM »
... You write a long email to your mother explaining what MS is and she tells you you she's been buying VGCs from Staples using her IB for a while already


lol

You must be shepping such Nachas. :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #797 on: October 27, 2014, 04:26:56 PM »

lol

You must be shepping such Nachas. :)
Definitely :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #798 on: October 29, 2014, 03:50:35 AM »
Also:
... if when speaking to your 2.5 year old daughter you can say "at restaurants we use the.." and she answers "blue card!" (AKA CSP)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #799 on: October 30, 2014, 03:22:59 AM »
Also:
... if when speaking to your 2.5 year old daughter you can say "at restaurants we use the.." and she answers "blue card!" (AKA CSP)
now that's what I call true chinuch! LOL  ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #800 on: October 30, 2014, 01:00:59 PM »
Your 2 year old's favorite toy is a stack of 20 gift cards. He screamed "need more credit cards!" When you originally gave him only one.

He walks around with them all in his pocket where they barely fit. But when he's with his parents and they go to pay at a store, he pulls out his stack and they get strange looks.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #801 on: October 30, 2014, 01:09:58 PM »
Your 2 year old's favorite toy is a stack of 20 gift cards. He screamed "need more credit cards!" When you originally gave him only one.

He walks around with them all in his pocket where they barely fit. But when he's with his parents and they go to pay at a store, he pulls out his stack and they get strange looks.
Your kid doesn't have Apple Pay yet?  ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #802 on: October 30, 2014, 01:13:25 PM »
Your kid doesn't have Apple Pay yet?  ;)
"His" phone is an old blackberry.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #803 on: November 07, 2014, 03:43:50 PM »
Each time you type the name Avi, your phone autocorrects it to avios

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #804 on: November 07, 2014, 04:04:16 PM »
Each time you type the name Avi, your phone autocorrects it to avios
LOL
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #805 on: November 08, 2014, 11:08:35 PM »
Each time you type the name Avi, your phone autocorrects it to avios
similarly,
You type "chase" and your phone assumes you meant "Chase"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #806 on: November 09, 2014, 12:43:16 PM »
Your 10 year old daughter knows how to load bb cards on the atm

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #807 on: November 09, 2014, 12:49:01 PM »
Your 10 year old daughter knows how to load bb cards on the atm

Wow. In awe. We can teach these skills in school.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #808 on: November 09, 2014, 12:58:34 PM »
Your 10 year old daughter knows how to load bb cards on the atm
With me it's a 5 yr old :P she loves doing it

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #809 on: November 10, 2014, 10:07:01 PM »
Your conversations sometimes go like this: