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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #810 on: November 10, 2014, 10:13:35 PM »
Your conversations sometimes go like this:

Lol. Did you decide in the end? We're going to OGG.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #811 on: November 10, 2014, 10:50:58 PM »
Lol. Did you decide in the end? We're going to OGG.
Still not. And I figured as much from your activity in the Maui thread.  :)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #812 on: November 10, 2014, 10:52:44 PM »
Still not. And I figured as much from your activity in the Maui thread.  :)
I just booked today though. DW has never been. I haven't been in ages.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #813 on: November 10, 2014, 10:53:21 PM »

I just booked today though. DW has never been. I haven't been in ages.
Can't wait to hear the TR - from both sides!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #814 on: November 10, 2014, 10:54:23 PM »
Can't wait to hear the TR - from both sides!
I just hope it's not raining this time. It puts a damper on everything.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #815 on: November 12, 2014, 11:22:27 PM »
you don't really want to admit it, but you just channeled your inner meshy and watched a random succession of weird a$$ youtube videos

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #816 on: November 18, 2014, 08:10:20 PM »
you owe $10 on a whole bunch of CCs
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #817 on: November 18, 2014, 08:14:50 PM »
you owe $10 on a whole bunch of CCs
???

what did I miss?
Hey there! I am using DansDeals Forums.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #818 on: November 18, 2014, 08:16:55 PM »
???

what did I miss?

(a peek into the future) ...SBS

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #819 on: November 18, 2014, 08:17:48 PM »
(a peek into the future) ...SBS
That would be $0.

I'm referring to walmart.com
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #820 on: November 18, 2014, 08:20:36 PM »
That would be $0.

I'm referring to walmart.com

okay -- unless a store makes you swipe $20 to get your $10 credit each time. Three times.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #821 on: November 18, 2014, 08:22:04 PM »
okay -- unless a store makes you swipe $20 to get your $10 credit each time. Three times.
:)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #822 on: November 18, 2014, 08:23:11 PM »
you owe $10 on a whole bunch of CCs
$90

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #823 on: November 19, 2014, 08:24:09 PM »
You are wishing that you were at DDSCH right now..... 

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #824 on: November 19, 2014, 08:26:34 PM »
You are wishing that you were at DDSCH right now.....
Did Dan reveal any new stuff?