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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #820 on: November 18, 2014, 08:20:36 PM »
That would be $0.

I'm referring to walmart.com

okay -- unless a store makes you swipe $20 to get your $10 credit each time. Three times.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #821 on: November 18, 2014, 08:22:04 PM »
okay -- unless a store makes you swipe $20 to get your $10 credit each time. Three times.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #822 on: November 18, 2014, 08:23:11 PM »
you owe $10 on a whole bunch of CCs
$90

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #823 on: November 19, 2014, 08:24:09 PM »
You are wishing that you were at DDSCH right now..... 
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #824 on: November 19, 2014, 08:26:34 PM »
You are wishing that you were at DDSCH right now.....
Did Dan reveal any new stuff?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #825 on: November 19, 2014, 08:28:34 PM »
Did Dan reveal any new stuff?

REDcard came out since his most recent DDS. Prob also new airline system edits/changes...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #826 on: November 19, 2014, 08:29:28 PM »

Did Dan reveal any new stuff?

Not yet. I am thinking that mostly would be stuff removed but also adding redcard
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #827 on: November 19, 2014, 08:30:08 PM »
If you teach target cashiers how to load redcards

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #828 on: November 21, 2014, 02:36:33 AM »
You snack on baking ingredients

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #829 on: November 21, 2014, 02:47:51 AM »
You snack on baking ingredients
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #830 on: November 22, 2014, 07:29:12 PM »
Your 2 year old 's activity is opening credit card envelopes

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #831 on: November 26, 2014, 12:03:05 AM »
30 years old seems old

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #832 on: December 01, 2014, 04:40:44 PM »
you now have a nice stock of toy trucks

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #833 on: December 01, 2014, 04:49:13 PM »
You like when the product you buy in staples has a larger "easy" (mail-in) rebate then the instant rebates...........

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #834 on: December 01, 2014, 05:00:13 PM »
You like when the product you buy in staples has a larger "easy" (mail-in) rebate then the instant rebates...........
But then you've got lots of rebate visas that don't generate any more points.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #835 on: December 01, 2014, 05:02:50 PM »
But then you've got lots of rebate visas that don't generate any more points.
Just like the visas that u buy there!

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #836 on: December 01, 2014, 11:15:36 PM »
But then you've got lots of rebate visas that don't generate any more points.
Just like the visas that u buy there!
I just used my rebate Visa to pay a Citi credit card bill, which you can't do AFAIK with a Visa gift card you buy in Staples. That's almost as good as cash to me.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #837 on: December 01, 2014, 11:32:18 PM »
Clear thinker - that was a clear thought!
David R - how? on my citi account page? (I have no balance to try it myself)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #838 on: December 02, 2014, 12:04:39 AM »
Clear thinker - that was a clear thought!
David R - how? on my citi account page? (I have no balance to try it myself)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #839 on: December 02, 2014, 12:13:36 AM »
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