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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #840 on: December 02, 2014, 01:31:53 AM »
Clear thinker - that was a clear thought!
David R - how? on my citi account page? (I have no balance to try it myself)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #841 on: December 02, 2014, 08:40:40 AM »
Your phone autocorrects perfectly spelled words to airport codes.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #842 on: December 02, 2014, 11:37:50 AM »
When writing the abbreviation for the state of Alaska you write AS before doing a double-take and start laughing.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #843 on: December 02, 2014, 11:40:36 AM »
When writing the abbreviation for the state of Alaska you write AS before doing a double-take and start laughing.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #844 on: December 02, 2014, 11:42:27 AM »
Your phone autocorrects perfectly spelled words to airport codes.
Nice.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #845 on: December 18, 2014, 08:38:42 PM »
your spouse says,
"we keep getting so many points - when are we going to win??"
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #846 on: December 18, 2014, 09:03:04 PM »
Someone writes C'V in a text message and i wonder how they know count valentine

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #847 on: January 01, 2015, 06:45:43 PM »
It's 6:45pm on the East Coast after Asarah b'Teves and you're imagining the good sushi and steaks that are being served at Shallots in Chicago...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #848 on: January 01, 2015, 06:48:15 PM »
It's 6:45pm on the East Coast after Asarah b'Teves and you're imagining the good sushi and steaks that are being served at Shallots in Chicago...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #849 on: January 01, 2015, 07:55:53 PM »
not according to Section 121 P 3h

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #850 on: January 01, 2015, 08:10:25 PM »
not according to Section 121 P 3h

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #851 on: January 01, 2015, 11:44:10 PM »
Youre the only person in Target who didnt spend money.. actually walked out with money.....

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #852 on: January 01, 2015, 11:54:12 PM »
If you had to fast two times this year to observe Asarah B'tevet.

Guess how.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #853 on: January 01, 2015, 11:57:27 PM »
If you had to fast two times this year to observe Asarah B'tevet.

Guess how.
what does it have do to with being a ddfer? should be in the "you might be a Jew" thread
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #854 on: January 02, 2015, 12:01:53 AM »
Okay, find me another jew who had to fast twice this year for a non-DDF reason.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #855 on: January 02, 2015, 12:12:02 AM »
Okay, find me another jew who had to fast twice this year for a non-DDF reason.
well that's a different story. but I'd assume you mean because the fast was in 2015, and the next fast will also be in 2015
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #856 on: January 02, 2015, 12:27:56 AM »
well that's a different story. but I'd assume you mean because the fast was in 2015, and the next fast will also be in 2015
That's to make up for not having to fast in 2014  :P

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #857 on: January 02, 2015, 12:28:17 AM »
Okay, find me another jew who had to fast twice this year for a non-DDF reason.

well that's a different story. but I'd assume you mean because the fast was in 2015, and the next fast will also be in 2015
Date line?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #858 on: January 02, 2015, 12:45:59 AM »
well that's a different story. but I'd assume you mean because the fast was in 2015, and the next fast will also be in 2015
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Date line?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #859 on: January 02, 2015, 04:16:14 PM »
all the target employees know the last 4 digits of your cc number 
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