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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #200 on: February 12, 2014, 01:11:38 PM »
So you're showy, and cheap.:P
You also either eat on dirty plates or are willing to wash dishes.

LOL. Thanks

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #201 on: February 12, 2014, 01:13:35 PM »
I'll iyh send my chosson to you for lessons! :)
You may want to reconsider that.

I go to the local stream and clean then there.

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #202 on: February 12, 2014, 01:13:44 PM »
That's about it.
Is age relevant? (22)
this car wasn't for you? ;)

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #203 on: February 12, 2014, 01:15:40 PM »
this car wasn't for you? ;)

First of all, that's some serious detective work.
And now we know between what dates her b-day is
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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #204 on: February 12, 2014, 01:16:37 PM »
Girls always round down.
Except when it comes to their height.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #205 on: February 12, 2014, 01:22:01 PM »
Haha! Actually that was for a friends husband who wasn't on the forums yet, I convinced him to join a few hours later. But yes, very impressive investigating! ;)
And Dan, while it's true that ppl round down that doesn't usually start until mid-20's.

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #206 on: February 12, 2014, 01:25:09 PM »
Now to the serious questions, do you plan to have a lot of kids, say 18? Or just a few, like 10-12?

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #207 on: February 12, 2014, 01:32:31 PM »

Now to the serious questions, do you plan to have a lot of kids, say 18? Or just a few, like 10-12?

Oy

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #208 on: February 12, 2014, 01:33:51 PM »
Cuz I heard that your cousin stopped after only 7 kids, and I'm very concerned about it. I just want to make sure it's not a thing that runs in the family.

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #209 on: February 12, 2014, 01:34:07 PM »
@MC I don't have the time it'd take to do this. Plus I'm not a shaddch.  I've just set people up.

I said it half in jest as I'm single myself.

So no shadchanim on ddf? We may have to invite some WFS members over here.
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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #210 on: February 12, 2014, 01:34:43 PM »
That's about it.
Is age relevant? (22)
I don't think so.

One potential guy just PM'd me to ask, did you ever have a crush on a boy in Miami Boy's Choir?
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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #211 on: February 12, 2014, 01:36:03 PM »
 
I don't think so.

One potential guy just PM'd me to ask, did you ever have a crush on a boy in Miami Boy's Choir?

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #212 on: February 12, 2014, 01:37:16 PM »
1) Do they use a plastic tablecloth on top of the Shabbos tablecloth
2) Do they stack the dirty dishes on Shabbos?
3) Does she get dressed Friday night or does she wear a robe?
4) Does her mother wear a sheitel at the Shabbos table?
5) Is Sunday nights supper leftovers from Shabbos?
6) slip on shoes or tie shoes for the boy (no right answer, if he wears ties hoes, he doesn't value time, slip ons and he is lazy.)
7) do the banana's sit on a banana tree, or in a bowl?
8) Which Federal and State entitlement programs is her family eligible for, and how many such payments do they receive?

1.   The Offical Shidduch Resume
(FOR GIRLS)
Name:_______________ Nick name:________________
Age:________________ Screen name:________________
DOB:_______________ Sign:__________________
Place of Birth:
City:________________ State:______________ Country:__________
Hospital:_______________ Doctor:_______________ Midwife:_______________
Height:
With heels on:_______________
Without heels on:________________
Weight:
Before sister's wedding:______________
After sister's sheva brachos:_______________
Color Eyes:
With contact lenses:____________ Without contact lenses:_________
Religious Affiliation:
A. Jewish:
( ) FFB (Frum From Birth)
( ) BT
( ) OT
( ) Out of towner
( ) Regular orthodox
( ) Modern orthodox
B. Education: Please star * anything that was co-ed
a) Playgroup:_____________
Preschool:_____________
c) Elementary School:______________
d) High School:_____________
e) If you did not attend a Bais Ya'akov High School, please write a 500 word essay why. (You may attach additional paper to the back of this
resume).
f) Day Camp:_____________
g) Sleep-away Camp:_______________
h) Seminary:_______________
*Why davka this one__________________________________________________.
*Was this your first choice? Were you rejected from any seminaries and if yes, please
specify:_____________________________________________________________.
GETTING PERSONAL:
1) So, who really is the prettiest girl in Bais Ya'akov Monsey?_________________.
2) Are you really a hocker??
Check if you have any of these:
___ # of cellphone(s)
___ # beeper(s)
___ # of blowdrier(s)
___ Type of car(s)
___ VCR/DVD
___ TV
___ computer with email
___ computer with internet
___ computer with Koshernet
3) Did you ever have a crush on a boy in Miami Boy's Choir?
No____ Yes_____ (If yes, please specify # and which ones) ____________________________________
THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS MAY SEEM A BIT UNUSUAL, HOWEVER, PROFESSIONAL SHADCHANIM KNOW WHAT REALLY DETERMINES A GIRL'S CHARACTER.
4) What midda really defines your character? _____________________.
5) What do you do to relax?
A. Eat
B. Get you nails/hair done
C. Go shopping
D. Talk on the phone
E. Say Tehillim
F. Design your wedding gown
6) How much food do you need to be satisfied?
A. One slice of pizza, french fries or onion rings and a diet coke
B. Half a burger or hotdog
C. Salad, salad, and more salad
D. 3 Chalav Yisrael Hershey Kisses
E. Satisified? Never, I'm on a diet!
7) What are your eyebrows like?
A. I wax once a month
B. So thick I have to tweeze every-other night
C. Very sparse, I need to color them in
D. Non-existent is in, didn't you see the latest cover of Seventeen?
8) During the Oscar's, you are:
A. Doing chesed to counter-act the tumah
B. Watching for tips
C. Watching ER
D. The Oscar's, what's that?
9) Are your suits:
A. Long jacket, long skirt
B. Long jacket, short skirt
C. Short jacket, long skirt
D. Short jacket, short skirt (and how short?)
E. Suits, me? I go casual; denim skirt, Gap sweatshirt
10) How often do you buy a new Shabbos robe?
A. Once a year
B. Every time I see one I like
C. Whenever they go on sale
D. Twice in a life time (Bas-Mitzva and wedding IY"H)
11) How many outfits do you go through on Shabbos?
A. 1-3
B. 3-5
C. I don't get dressed
12) How much time do you spend doing your hair before a date?
A. I don't, a ponytail is good enough for me
B. 10 minutes
C. 20-40 minutes
D. 60+ minutes
13) What do you use to do your hair?
A. Brush only
B. Blowdrier
C. Straightner/Curler
D. Gel/Mouse
E. All of the above
14) What brand of make-up do you use?
A. My mother doesn't let me wear make-up
B. Whatever is on sale at Target
C. Mary Kay
D. Clinique/Lancome/Estee Lauder/MAC
15) What would you buy with a $100 gift certificate to Macy's?
A. New make-up
B. Third pair of Shabbos shoes
C. Lingerie
D. Macy's chas veshalom! I only shop at Brenda's!
E. The skirt I saw Miriam wear last week
FAMILY MATTERS:
16) What kind of table cloth does you family use?
A. Disposable
B. Pink with lace
C. Classic white
17) What does your family serve for Oneg Shabbos?
A. What Oneg Shabbos? We're all on diets!
B. Only Pashkes and Liebers
C. For those over 16- diet coke, 15 and under- fruit punch
D. Dried fruit
E. Nosh is only for those who clear the table
18) What's your retail value on the market? $$$__________
19) What time do you daven Shacharis Sunday morning?
A. Neitz, I'm usually up anyways
B. I set my alarm for an hour before zman kriyas shema
C. My mother wakes me 5 minutes before chatzot
D. Shacharis Sunday morning?!
20) What is your monthly phone bill usually like? ______________
21) What's your favorite page in a yearbook?
A. Baby pictures, they're just sooo cute!
B. Divrei Torah
C. Class pictures
D. Jokes and memories
E. Family pictures of girls with older brothers
22) When you see those chocolates on the coffee table, do you:
A. Begin drooling, but remember your bathing suit is only a size 4
B. Count calories
C. If itís PMS time, I'll grab the whole box
D. I will not succumb to this great taiva
23) What do you do if your date opens the car door for you?
A. Look down, I'm makpid on shmiras einayim (no eye contact)
B. Run back into my house and call the shadchan
C. I say thank you, and get in
D. Blush and get in silently
24) What's your favorite dating spot?
A. Lounge
B. Lounge
C. Lounge
D. Other??? Couldn't come up with any!
25) If your older brother has a friend over for lunch, you:
A. Look down the whole meal
B. Blush when he asks you to pass the cholent
C. Talk about politics
D. Have an animated conversation until your father asks you to clear the table
E. Eat at your friend's
26) What's the most embarrassing thing that happened to you on a date?
A. My mascara shmeared
B. My hair frizzed in the rain
C. He forgot my name
D. Too many quiet moments
E. When I sat down, my skirt went above my knees
F. Met too many of our ex-dates in the lounge
27) Why do you feel you are ready for marriage?
A. My parents are forcing me
B. I want a baby
C. I just came back from sem, a true kalah maidel
D. I can whip up a whole Shabbos in 3 hours
E. All my friends are
28) What does it take for a boy to get on your list:
A. One phone call, I'm 20, an alta kakah
B. 4 phone calls from prominent rabbanim
C. Money makes things move pretty quickly
D. He has to be my mother's cousin's sister's mother-in-law's best friend's son
E. If he attends the Mir
F. A blue eyed stud who knows how to dress
29) What do you feel is your supreme sacrifice for Torah?
A. Living on a kollel salary
B. Letting your husband learn half a day
C. Eating out only once a week
D. Driving a Camry (not a Mercedes or Rolls)
E. Doing my nails myself
30) Why do you think you should be chosen above everyone else?
A. I throw really cool parties
B. I wear a size 4
C. I have great yichus
D. I can talk on the phone while mopping the floor and holding the screaming baby
E. I have a great personality, real modest
F. My grandparents left me a huge trust fund
31) What kind of engagement ring are you looking for:
A. A plain band
B. A nice 1 carat diamond
C. A big diamond surrounded by emeralds
D. I'll take what I can get
E. Anything from Tiffany's or Cartier
I, _____________________ promise that everything I have answered above is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Please help me Hashem.
SIGNATURE: ____________________

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #213 on: February 12, 2014, 01:37:48 PM »
@MC I don't have the time it'd take to do this. Plus I'm not a shaddch.  I've just set people up.

I said it half in jest as I'm single myself.

So no shadchanim on ddf? We may have to invite some WFS members over here.
Ding Ding Ding Ding :P

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #214 on: February 12, 2014, 01:45:21 PM »
26) What's the most embarrassing thing that happened to you on a date?
A. My mascara shmeared
B. My hair frizzed in the rain
C. He forgot my name
D. Too many quiet moments
E. When I sat down, my skirt went above my knees
F. Met too many of our ex-dates in the lounge

Slipped on the ice getting into the car and fell face first onto the snow.
LA girl... not used to that weather!

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #215 on: February 12, 2014, 01:46:31 PM »
Slipped on the ice getting into the car and fell face first onto the snow.
LA girl... not used to that weather!
Did he help you up?:P

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #216 on: February 12, 2014, 01:47:48 PM »
Wouldn't want to be over on shomer negia :P

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #217 on: February 12, 2014, 01:49:03 PM »
And the Shadchan got to work... :P

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=18685.msg731245#msg731245

ETA: Judging by his choice of thread looks like he's looking for a Meshugener Chosson...

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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #218 on: February 12, 2014, 02:04:34 PM »
And the Shadchan got to work... :P

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=18685.msg731245#msg731245

ETA: Judging by his choice of thread looks like he's looking for a Meshugener Chosson...
So that's what MC stands for.
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Re: DD Shidduchim
« Reply #219 on: February 12, 2014, 02:15:01 PM »

So that's what MC stands for.

My thoughts exactly when I created my profile