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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2013, 09:50:12 PM »
Each country's customs has something they are looking for , either large quantity of merchandise which may include smoke and whiskey , as well as some kind of health issue , for example the Us has something with pumpkin seeds ,
Israel on the other hand has a hugh black market for electronics they won't bother u for medication ..

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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2013, 11:46:16 PM »
im bringing a 3 month supply of vitamins and medicine. it aint gonna fit in my pocket

There are other places you can stash pills. Think anatomically ;)
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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2013, 05:08:16 PM »
I got stopped and put in an interrogation room for 8 hours. (Also got strip searched)

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« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2013, 05:09:21 PM »
I got stopped and put in an interrogation room for 8 hours. (Also got strip searched)

what had you done to prompt that?

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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2013, 05:12:41 PM »
what had you done to prompt that?

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and what do you mean by "strip searched"?
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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2013, 05:14:03 PM »
what had you done to prompt that?
shouted bomb and waved a black water gun

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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2013, 05:15:49 PM »
+1
and what do you mean by "strip searched"?
exactly what it sounds like (if it were true)

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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2013, 05:17:33 PM »
I got stopped and put in an interrogation room for 8 hours. (Also got strip searched)


Wow that is HORRIBLE!!
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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2013, 05:18:39 PM »

Wow that is HORRIBLE!!

I think he's being sarcastic.
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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2013, 06:24:13 PM »
Drugs, bomb, or iphone?!?!?! :D :D

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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2013, 06:30:38 PM »
I think he's being sarcastic.

I didn't notice that til later. Trust me, its very likely to happen in Israel.
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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2013, 06:34:14 PM »
yuneeq - More than anywhere else?

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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2013, 06:46:04 PM »
yuneeq - More than anywhere else?


Probably more than most places.
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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2013, 06:50:47 PM »
yuneeq - More than anywhere else?
Happens to people who don't appear to be jewish all the time
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Re: israeli customs
« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2013, 06:53:50 PM »
Happens to people who don't appear to be jewish all the time

Yep. A lot of our Jewish Middle Eastern brethren go through A LOT of trouble in TLV. 
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