which will directly answer questions based on models trained on DDF dataset.
If it's trained on DDF dataset, there will be no direct answers to questions. Ask CV.
Summarize threads
Impossible. DDF is too ADD and multilingual to accurately summerize without things getting lost in translation.
analyze users based on posts
Lol! A la CV's paintings? Don't need AI for that.
detect bots and spammy content
TimT will get flagged a bot for his supercomputer capabilities, and a bunch of regular, well respected users will get flagged for "spammy content."
Visualize the interests of DDF users
This will either result in a virtual hallucinogenic experience, or it will paint the forum as some kind of alt-right cult.
Create Friday and Monday worthy AI humorous generated feed
NTorch will be out of a job and YitzyS will lose likes. You'll have a revolt on your hands.
Prevent posts about kashrus and halacha in threads where they don't belong
Lol! Halacha and kashrus always belong, even when they tick me off. Besides, the post count will drop by 80% and DDF users engagement stats will suffer, so that's a net loss to the site.