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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
     4a) If you miss a roll call at any time you are disqualified for the rest of the night.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here." (Anything can be considered a valid response as long as it's clear that you are
    responding to the roll call and not just posting in the thread.)
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7) You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC. (This rule does not apply on Saturday night.)
8 ) You are not allowed to have notifications for this thread or any member in this thread. pending approval
9 ) LMS is not played on Friday nights.

10 ) Rules may not be edited, skewed, changed, removed, or hindered in any way by anyone without sheriff stature, or without the explicit unanimous agreement from said sheriff(s). See bylaws.
11) There is no rule #11

OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".

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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5140 on: January 20, 2017, 02:12:39 AM »
So early? On a ליל שישי?

you're posting while holding your phone under the table at a farbrengen?

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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5141 on: January 20, 2017, 02:13:02 AM »
Roll call
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5142 on: January 20, 2017, 02:14:17 AM »
Yup we're still here

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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5143 on: January 20, 2017, 02:14:26 AM »
Here

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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5144 on: January 20, 2017, 02:16:19 AM »
you're posting while holding your phone under the table at a farbrengen?
This is the farbrengen.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5145 on: January 20, 2017, 02:17:11 AM »
This is the farbrengen.

oy! i hope not...

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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5146 on: January 20, 2017, 02:19:53 AM »
oy! i hope not...
Not many other choices when kids wake up in the middle of their night and need to be tended to.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5147 on: January 20, 2017, 02:22:19 AM »
Not many other choices when kids wake up in the middle of their night and need to be tended to.

If you were a chasid you would put them in the stroller and take them with to the farbrengen!

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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5148 on: January 20, 2017, 02:22:29 AM »
This really belongs in the jokes thread, (or maybe that's where I got this from?)
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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5149 on: January 20, 2017, 02:24:52 AM »
If you were a chasid you would put them in the stroller and take them with to the farbrengen!
And as soon as I would get there, my phone would ring with DW asking where I am, etc etc.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5150 on: January 20, 2017, 02:26:26 AM »
And as soon as I would get there, my phone would ring with DW asking where I am, etc etc.

See that's the problem! If you were a chosid, then when your wife wakes up at 2 in the morning and you and the kids are all gone, she would know that you took them to the farbrengen!

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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5151 on: January 20, 2017, 02:28:07 AM »
See that's the problem! If you were a chosid, then when your wife wakes up at 2 in the morning and you and the kids are all gone, she would know that you took them to the farbrengen!
Aren't you married? Don't you know that when females ask (say, in male language) where are you, it is not a question, but rather a statement and a demand?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5152 on: January 20, 2017, 02:30:52 AM »
Aren't you married? Don't you know that when females ask (say, in male language) where are you, it is not a question, but rather a statement and a demand?

You gotta lay down the law during sheva brochos!

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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5153 on: January 20, 2017, 02:32:28 AM »
You gotta lay down the law during sheva brochos!
Too late for that. I was let in on the secret after Sheva Brochos was over.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5154 on: January 20, 2017, 03:00:13 AM »
Roll call
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5155 on: January 20, 2017, 03:00:37 AM »
not playing

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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5156 on: January 20, 2017, 03:17:52 AM »
GN.
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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5157 on: January 20, 2017, 04:49:16 AM »
Oy
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5158 on: January 20, 2017, 05:33:09 AM »
Yoy yo yo and a Friday GM to all.
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Re: For the old age: The LMS thread
« Reply #5159 on: January 20, 2017, 05:55:48 AM »
Yoy yo yo and a Friday GM to all.
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