Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread  (Read 78125 times)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #780 on: October 05, 2021, 11:41:16 AM »

Meaning that they actually forgot the peas
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #781 on: October 05, 2021, 05:38:09 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #782 on: October 05, 2021, 06:23:50 PM »
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #783 on: October 05, 2021, 08:22:32 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #784 on: October 07, 2021, 03:32:47 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #785 on: October 08, 2021, 04:58:41 PM »
Towels are the leading cause of dry skin.
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #786 on: October 08, 2021, 05:42:25 PM »
Towels are the leading cause of dry skin.
Is that why some don't use them? I always wondered..

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #787 on: October 14, 2021, 12:35:07 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
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