Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread (Read 78125 times)

YitzyS · « **Reply #780 on:** October 05, 2021, 11:41:16 AM »

Meaning that they actually forgot the peas

Shmulie · « **Reply #781 on:** October 05, 2021, 05:38:09 PM »

lcm · « **Reply #782 on:** October 05, 2021, 06:23:50 PM »

joe1234 · « **Reply #783 on:** October 05, 2021, 08:22:32 PM »

the ART of the order....

TimT · « **Reply #784 on:** October 07, 2021, 03:32:47 PM »

Which animals did Noach hate playing cards with?

The cheetahs, of course.
— Modern Talmud (@ModernTalmud) October 7, 2021

YitzyS · « **Reply #785 on:** October 08, 2021, 04:58:41 PM »

Towels are the leading cause of dry skin.

Yo ssi · « **Reply #786 on:** October 08, 2021, 05:42:25 PM »

Towels are the leading cause of dry skin.

Is that why some don't use them? I always wondered..

YitzyS · « **Reply #787 on:** October 14, 2021, 12:35:07 PM »

TimT · « **Reply #788 on:** **Yesterday** at 02:25:57 PM »

How do shadchonim sleep at night?

First they lie on one side then they lie to the other side.
— Shimmy Goodman (@ShimmyGoodman) October 17, 2021

Something Fishy · « **Reply #789 on:** **Yesterday** at 11:00:23 PM »

How do shadchonim sleep at night?

First they lie on one side then they lie to the other side.
— Shimmy Goodman (@ShimmyGoodman) October 17, 2021

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