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Re: MLB Master Thread
« Reply #3525 on: April 22, 2020, 03:16:14 PM »
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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Re: MLB Master Thread
« Reply #3526 on: April 22, 2020, 03:18:41 PM »
They got off easy
Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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Re: MLB Master Thread
« Reply #3527 on: April 22, 2020, 03:19:38 PM »

What a joke.

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Re: MLB Master Thread
« Reply #3528 on: April 22, 2020, 04:39:01 PM »
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Re: MLB Master Thread
« Reply #3529 on: April 22, 2020, 04:44:22 PM »
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

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Re: MLB Master Thread
« Reply #3530 on: April 22, 2020, 05:11:32 PM »
What is he trying to say?
That he had a buzzer on his bat
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Re: MLB Master Thread
« Reply #3531 on: April 22, 2020, 05:26:51 PM »
That he had a buzzer on his bat
He put a buzzer on the end of the bat?
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Re: MLB Master Thread
« Reply #3532 on: April 22, 2020, 05:28:19 PM »
He put a buzzer on the end of the bat?
That's what he's saying.
I mean...it sounds crazy until you realize that they were banging a garbage can in this scheme. Though, not sure it makes sense why the buzzer would be on the bat rather than on his body.
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Re: MLB Master Thread
« Reply #3533 on: April 22, 2020, 05:59:47 PM »
He put a buzzer on the end of the bat?
It's not a buzzer. It's an electro-magnetic fieldopoter. Without getting too technical, the "sticker" at the end of the bat senses the ball of of the pitchers arm before it hits its axis. The electro-magnetic force stagnates the spin rate ever so slightly and "pulls" the ball almost imperceptiblly towards the bat's sweet spot, allowing for harder contact and better launch angles.

This is why opposing pitchers' xWorp~  *decreased* by a .07 differential vs the Astros in day games and by a .079 in night games. (obviously, the magnetic dopplers are lower under lights.)

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Re: MLB Master Thread
« Reply #3534 on: April 22, 2020, 06:08:53 PM »
People have lost their minds.
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch

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Re: MLB Master Thread
« Reply #3535 on: April 22, 2020, 09:10:06 PM »
People have lost their minds.
I don't know what's worse, this post or last night's gematria
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Re: MLB Master Thread
« Reply #3536 on: April 23, 2020, 01:24:39 PM »
The Scullyner Rebbi fell and had a great tweet in response

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Vin Scully took a fall in his home on Tuesday afternoon. He is hospitalized and is resting comfortably.

Vin says, “I won’t be doing anymore headfirst sliding, I never liked it.”

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/sports/dodgers-vin-scully-hospital-fall/2351001/

Always thought he was a great person and found his book very inspiring.