My 8 year old daughter who knows absolutely nothing about sports has to do a current events presentation tomorrow, so we sat down and came up with a bunch of ideas, one of them was the Astros scandal.
She picked something else, finished the project, and then was walking away as there was some noise coming from the neighbor. She says, "Wait, I didn't know I played baseball?!"
Me, "what?"
"I just heard 2 bangs"