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Olam Haba For Sale
« on: May 28, 2013, 03:25:06 PM »
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2013, 03:27:30 PM »
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Condition used?? How'd he pull that off...

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2013, 03:40:00 PM »

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2013, 03:52:00 PM »
http://wap.ebay.com/Pages/ViewItem.aspx?aid=171047172030&emvAD=570x293&sv=my portion in Olam Habaah&emvcc=0&nbcol=0|null


Okay sure, I went off the Derech. But even the worst Rasha only goes to Gehenom for twelve months, and that's without anyone saying kaddish for them. I have seven(!) brothers, I'm sure a couple of them will outlive me and say kaddish for me. I've done my fair share of Aveiros, but I have a decent amount of unassailable Mitzvos under my belt as well. I was a good student all through yeshiva, never broke any Halachos - and was even careful about Minhagim - until my early twenties, I am now about 98% vegan, so I don't eat any real treif (anymore), and being that I'm an atheist, I don't worship Avodah Zoroh. I have dedicated a lot of time and effort to fighting molestation in the Frum community, I served in the US Army, where I was the Jewish Lay Leader on my base in South Korea for a year, and when I was deployed to Haiti in 2010 immediately after the earthquake I saved countless lives (I realize they're goyim, but still - they've gotta count for something). Plus - to this day I listen to Jewish music all the time, so that must add something.
So all in all I think my Chelek in Olam Habaah is definitely worth a pretty penny. Don't be a cheap Jew, and fork it over like it's Maftir Yona. Remember - you're bidding on an eternal reward in heaven!
The winning bidder will receive a signed contract, guaranteeing my timeshare in Shomaim, and an additional signed contract guaranteeing that I will not become a bigger Baal Aveira than I am now, and that if I become a Baal Teshuva (don't bet on it), I will pay the fair market value for the return of my Olam Habaah.
If you have any questions please feel free to contact me at Facebook.com/Rachmuna
Thank you, and happy bidding.

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2013, 03:53:01 PM »
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wow!its realy going up... i saw earlier today at 600$!

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2013, 03:56:51 PM »
Go for it!!

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2013, 03:58:59 PM »
Did this guy consider that he may be from those that the Gemarah says "Ein Lo Chelek Be'Olam Habah"?
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2013, 04:04:21 PM »
This should probably go in the deals/deal request section ;D
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2013, 04:06:30 PM »
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2013, 04:07:07 PM »
This is hialrious

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2013, 04:13:52 PM »
Did this guy consider that he may be from those that the Gemarah says "Ein Lo Chelek Be'Olam Habah"?
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2013, 04:19:06 PM »
http://www.ebay.com/itm/171047172030?ssPageName=STRK%3AMESELX%3AIT&_trksid=p3984.m1558.l2649
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Okay sure, I went off the Derech. But even the worst Rasha only goes to Gehenom for twelve months, and that's without anyone saying kaddish for them. I have seven(!) brothers, I'm sure a couple of them will outlive me and say kaddish for me. I've done my fair share of Aveiros, but I have a decent amount of unassailable Mitzvos under my belt as well. I was a good student all through yeshiva, never broke any Halachos - and was even careful about Minhagim - until my early twenties, I am now about 98% vegan, so I don't eat any real treif (anymore), and being that I'm an atheist, I don't worship Avodah Zoroh. I have dedicated a lot of time and effort to fighting molestation in the Frum community, I served in the US Army, where I was the Jewish Lay Leader on my base in South Korea for a year, and when I was deployed to Haiti in 2010 immediately after the earthquake I saved countless lives (I realize they're goyim, but still - they've gotta count for something). Plus - to this day I listen to Jewish music all the time, so that must add something.
So all in all I think my Chelek in Olam Habaah is definitely worth a pretty penny. Don't be a cheap Jew, and fork it over like it's Maftir Yona. Remember - you're bidding on an eternal reward in heaven!The winning bidder will receive a signed contract, guaranteeing my timeshare in Shomaim, and an additional signed contract guaranteeing that I will not become a bigger Baal Aveira than I am now, and that if I become a Baal Teshuva (don't bet on it), I will pay the fair market value for the return of my Olam Habaah.If you have any questions please feel free to contact me at Facebook.com/RachmunaThank you, and happy bidding.