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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2013, 04:24:38 PM »
Is it actually halachacly binding that he will indeed lose his olam haba? cuz that's pretty freaky..
who does he pasken like? is oilam haba gan eden, or oilam hatichiya?
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2013, 04:25:33 PM »
Is it actually halachacly binding that he will indeed lose his olam haba? cuz that's pretty freaky..
who does he pasken like? is oilam haba gan eden, or oilam hatichiya?
I wouldn't worry about it too much. I doubt the sale will go through.
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2013, 04:27:49 PM »
http://www.ebay.com/itm/171047172030?ssPageName=STRK%3AMESELX%3AIT&_trksid=p3984.m1558.l2649
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Okay sure, I went off the Derech. But even the worst Rasha only goes to Gehenom for twelve months, and that's without anyone saying kaddish for them. I have seven(!) brothers, I'm sure a couple of them will outlive me and say kaddish for me. I've done my fair share of Aveiros, but I have a decent amount of unassailable Mitzvos under my belt as well. I was a good student all through yeshiva, never broke any Halachos - and was even careful about Minhagim - until my early twenties, I am now about 98% vegan, so I don't eat any real treif (anymore), and being that I'm an atheist, I don't worship Avodah Zoroh. I have dedicated a lot of time and effort to fighting molestation in the Frum community, I served in the US Army, where I was the Jewish Lay Leader on my base in South Korea for a year, and when I was deployed to Haiti in 2010 immediately after the earthquake I saved countless lives (I realize they're goyim, but still - they've gotta count for something). Plus - to this day I listen to Jewish music all the time, so that must add something.
So all in all I think my Chelek in Olam Habaah is definitely worth a pretty penny. Don't be a cheap Jew, and fork it over like it's Maftir Yona. Remember - you're bidding on an eternal reward in heaven!The winning bidder will receive a signed contract, guaranteeing my timeshare in Shomaim, and an additional signed contract guaranteeing that I will not become a bigger Baal Aveira than I am now, and that if I become a Baal Teshuva (don't bet on it), I will pay the fair market value for the return of my Olam Habaah.If you have any questions please feel free to contact me at Facebook.com/RachmunaThank you, and happy bidding.
OMG! he has 103 bids already!

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2013, 04:28:15 PM »
#nowords

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2013, 04:28:25 PM »
What is this repost #4?

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2013, 04:29:18 PM »
Repost!

Nebach on the seller  :'(

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2013, 04:29:25 PM »
What is this repost #4?
I think we should just accept the fact that this will hit 10 reposts one way or another
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2013, 04:31:25 PM »
Almost more curious as to who is bidding on this and how is it up to almost 6K?
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2013, 04:31:47 PM »
Look at the Q and A in the listing

Q:    Hi Rachmuna, Can you tell me where in heaven this portion is? For the price you are asking, I want to make sure I am in prime real estate somewhere over a rainbow, right between the lord and a few angels. And far, far away from those Charedim, with their huge families, it brings down property values, oy, and the mess they make...Will you hand deliver this to Borough Park too?   May-28-13
A:    That's a very good shayla, and I've consulted my rav about it. She said that since the Chareidim will be at the feet of the kisey hakavod, you have nothing to worry about. Let's be honest, you're not getting Moshe Rabbeinu's Olam Habaah, so you'll be off in a corner somewhere, probably with the Hatzoloh and Chaveirim members, who aren't tzadikim, but because of their life-saving hobbies, have snuck into shomayim. As for delivery, for an extra fee, I can hand deliver it.

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2013, 04:31:57 PM »
idk who is biding there... but you see how much some ppl believe in olam haba... mi keamcha yisroel?

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Re: Olan Haba For Sale
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2013, 04:39:45 PM »
Here's a pic of the seller

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Re: Olan Haba For Sale
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2013, 04:41:41 PM »
I know who this guy is. Nebach

https://www.facebook.com/rachmuna

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Re: Olan Haba For Sale
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2013, 04:43:01 PM »
I know who this guy is. Nebach

https://www.facebook.com/rachmuna
Do you know what happened to him. Is this a joke?

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Re: Olam Haba For Sale
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2013, 04:44:12 PM »
So he claims he's an Atheist, and apparently he believes in Olam Habaah.
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