Author Topic: Olam Haba For Sale  (Read 38954 times)

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2013, 04:29:18 PM »
Repost!

Nebach on the seller  :'(

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2013, 04:29:25 PM »
What is this repost #4?
I think we should just accept the fact that this will hit 10 reposts one way or another
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2013, 04:31:25 PM »
Almost more curious as to who is bidding on this and how is it up to almost 6K?
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2013, 04:31:47 PM »
Look at the Q and A in the listing

Q:    Hi Rachmuna, Can you tell me where in heaven this portion is? For the price you are asking, I want to make sure I am in prime real estate somewhere over a rainbow, right between the lord and a few angels. And far, far away from those Charedim, with their huge families, it brings down property values, oy, and the mess they make...Will you hand deliver this to Borough Park too?   May-28-13
A:    That's a very good shayla, and I've consulted my rav about it. She said that since the Chareidim will be at the feet of the kisey hakavod, you have nothing to worry about. Let's be honest, you're not getting Moshe Rabbeinu's Olam Habaah, so you'll be off in a corner somewhere, probably with the Hatzoloh and Chaveirim members, who aren't tzadikim, but because of their life-saving hobbies, have snuck into shomayim. As for delivery, for an extra fee, I can hand deliver it.

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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2013, 04:31:57 PM »
idk who is biding there... but you see how much some ppl believe in olam haba... mi keamcha yisroel?

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Re: Olan Haba For Sale
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2013, 04:39:45 PM »
Here's a pic of the seller

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Re: Olan Haba For Sale
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2013, 04:41:41 PM »
I know who this guy is. Nebach

https://www.facebook.com/rachmuna

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Re: Olan Haba For Sale
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2013, 04:43:01 PM »
I know who this guy is. Nebach

https://www.facebook.com/rachmuna
Do you know what happened to him. Is this a joke?

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Re: Olam Haba For Sale
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2013, 04:44:12 PM »
So he claims he's an Atheist, and apparently he believes in Olam Habaah.
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Re: Olam Haba For Sale
« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2013, 04:44:52 PM »
$10,099!!
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Re: Olam Haba For Sale
« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2013, 04:47:23 PM »
It says the shipping cost is calculated....I bet he finds a way to charge you postage from Shomayim to your house....if he uses a private carrier the shipping will be more than the price of the auction!  Of course if he uses the USPS it'll be a flat rate of $1.10 (international rate of course, Olam Haba is obviously NOT domestic here in the states)

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Re: Olam Haba For Sale
« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2013, 04:47:51 PM »
So he claims he's an Atheist, and apparently he believes in Olam Habaah.

If he's willing to sell it he probably doesn't believe in it....

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Re: Olam Haba For Sale
« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2013, 04:48:17 PM »
If he's willing to sell it he probably doesn't believe in it....
Maybe he answers to the God of money...

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Re: Olam Haba For Sale
« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2013, 04:49:05 PM »
It says the shipping cost is calculated
He's referring to sending you the contract.
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Re: Olam Haba For Sale
« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2013, 04:49:46 PM »
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #36 on: May 28, 2013, 04:50:56 PM »
idk who is biding there... but you see how much some ppl believe in olam haba... mi keamcha yisroel?
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So he claims he's an Atheist, and apparently he believes in Olam Habaah.
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #37 on: May 28, 2013, 04:52:36 PM »

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Re: Olam Haba For Sale
« Reply #38 on: May 28, 2013, 04:53:56 PM »
From FB page:

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I swear on a stack of 'On the Origin of Species' that I did not set anyone up to bid.
Okay! I swear on the Torah!
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Re: Re: The funny/strange/interesting pictures thread
« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2013, 04:55:59 PM »
No it's sad.
So this isn't a joke?
I was really hopping it is