Things you should never say to your wife.

[RT]

Honey, just booked tickets and we're leaving in an hour to Buenos Aires.
Oh wait, I did that last month

Does your wife work? I wouldn't mind if my husband did that 

[sky121]

Honey, just booked tickets and we're leaving in an hour to Buenos Aires.
Oh wait, I did that last month

Does your wife enjoy these spontaneous trips ? Or just learned to live with it ?

[good sam]

Can we make something up like OP did?

[judahk88]

I'm speaking from the wife point of view.

"You sound just like my mother"

Lol I actually said that to my wife once... was not smart

[Dan]

Does your wife work?

No, but she's not a fan of flying long-haul with Rafi or leaving him with my parents.
We've gone on 3 trips now leaving him with my parents and Rafi's not exactly a fan of that

Does your wife enjoy these spontaneous trips ? Or just learned to live with it ?

Mostly learned to live with it.
We've done 3 shotgun trips in the past 5 months (Paris, KC, and BA).  She really enjoyed being able to go to KC for shabbos/sheva brochos and boy were the in-laws impressed.

[lfas25]

No one else has anything you should not say to your wife? I guess you all just don't have many years under your belt and are to scared. 

I have plenty, but not for this forum lol

[rots5]

No, but she's not a fan of flying long-haul with Rafi or leaving him with my parents.
We've gone on 3 trips now leaving him with my parents and Rafi's not exactly a fan of that
Mostly learned to live with it.
We've done 3 shotgun trips in the past 5 months (Paris, KC, and BA).  She really enjoyed being able to go to KC for shabbos/sheva brochos and boy were the in-laws impressed.

what happened to uncle JJ?!?

though, i happen to agree, saying thats what my mother syas, is up there. along with saying at a public meal your leading after hamotzie you cut the bread YOUR WIFE BAKED and ur the only one talking and say "mmmmmm, wow, nechamas does it again!"

[Cholentfresser]

along with saying at a public meal your leading after hamotzie you cut the bread YOUR WIFE BAKED and ur the only one talking and say "mmmmmm, wow, nechamas does it again!"

isint' that a compliment that you're saying her bread tastes like that of a bakery?

[rots5]

isint' that a compliment that you're saying her bread tastes like that of a bakery?

it is, hence why should never say it, esp in public. i do it every week.

its supposed to be better

[itsyehuda]

A friend's wife makes gourmet baked goods every shabbos for years. One week, due to circumstances, she makes a Duncan Hines cake. He says "Honey, this is the best dessert you've ever made!"

*slap*

[Dan]

A friend's wife makes gourmet baked goods every shabbos for years. One week, due to circumstances, she makes a Duncan Hines cake. He says "Honey, this is the best dessert you've ever made!"

*slap*

[Dan]

isint' that a compliment that you're saying her bread tastes like that of a bakery?

You must be single

[Cholentfresser]

You must be single

I guess so

[Cholentfresser]

so someone please enlighten me! is the issue that you're saying it tastes like the bakery stuff and it's supposed to taste better, or is the issue that you're complimenting her in public? I have a lot to learn...

[meshugener]

No, but she's not a fan of flying long-haul with Rafi or leaving him with my parents.

As most women are (once you have kids).

[meshugener]

what happened to uncle JJ?!?

though, i happen to agree, saying thats what my mother syas, is up there. along with saying at a public meal your leading after hamotzie you cut the bread YOUR WIFE BAKED and ur the only one talking and say "mmmmmm, wow, nechamas does it again!"

rots, thats you or ma?

[rots5]

Not sure ur q. But i do this all the time. As a joke.

I always say, I was never that kid that said..."ya, well my mother makes the best (insert every food) ever". My mother hates when i say this joke.

[rots5]

Am i the only one who says things just to get on my wifes nerves. (Dont worry she can handle it bec she knows the real truth)

But another thing; as we newly married guys know a lot of us gain tons of weight after the wedding. (I did not bh) so ppl all the time say "how do u not gain weight". I say "thats nice....real nice. Make fun if my wifes cooking....."  (For the slow - im saying her foods not edible) but i stopped saying it bec ppl don't realize sometimes im 1000% joking. Ask jj the foods amazing here!!

[CountValentine]

But another thing; as we newly married guys know a lot of us gain tons of weight after the wedding.

Why is that? You eating out a lot?

[judahk88]

Why is that? You eating out a lot?

More from the wives cooking and once your married not caring as much