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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #60 on: May 29, 2013, 07:05:21 PM »
First thing I read that made sense.

For the record I am not putting down anyone’s wife’s cooking. Have you ever seen a 20yr old in charge of a major restaurant’s kitchen?  ;)
it's different. A lot of Jewish girls grow up helping their mothers in the kitchen so they have experience. It's not like they get married and are thrown into it.

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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #61 on: May 29, 2013, 07:07:23 PM »
First thing I read that made sense.

For the record I am not putting down anyone’s wife’s cooking. Have you ever seen a 20yr old in charge of a major restaurant’s kitchen?  ;)

i didnt think u were putting down. I was trying to explain why yes what ur saying makes sense but there are lot of exceptions in he jewish world. Since there are so many holidays and jews have tons of kids, a mom will have it hard cooking for everyone. So the kids help out a lot. And sometimes yes, 20 yr olds suck at making food. (How....is still mind boggling. Its just following a recipe). My sis in law makes horrible food. (She also bought a bugaboo at full orice. so she just might be brain dead...who knows) :D
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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #62 on: May 29, 2013, 07:07:25 PM »
Anyone's wife doesn't know how to cook?  ;)

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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #63 on: May 29, 2013, 07:09:21 PM »
Just in general. I just don't see a 20yr old being that great of a cook.
1. most of the wives here come from large families were there's always plenty of cooking to be done.
2. Shabbos. Imagine cooking thanksgiving dinner every week. (Different menus, but similar types / varieties of dishes.)

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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #64 on: May 29, 2013, 07:09:38 PM »
My sis in law makes horrible food. (She also bought a bugaboo at full orice. so she just might be brain dead...who knows) :D
ALOL

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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #65 on: May 29, 2013, 07:11:18 PM »
it's different. A lot of Jewish Italian girls grow up helping their mothers in the kitchen so they have experience. It's not like they get married and are thrown into it.
FTFY and it is not so different.
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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #66 on: May 29, 2013, 07:11:57 PM »
Lol ok. I happen to be a quarter Italian.

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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #67 on: May 29, 2013, 07:12:12 PM »
ALOL
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Sad thing is. I have 2 SIL like that. Lolol. I used to eat in yeshivas mir before going to any of the two meals.
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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #68 on: May 29, 2013, 07:12:22 PM »
First thing I read that made sense.

Thanks! That's something my wife never says :P

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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #69 on: May 29, 2013, 07:15:19 PM »
2. Shabbos. Imagine cooking thanksgiving dinner every week. (Different menus, but similar types / varieties of dishes.)
Imagine cooking/eating thanksgiving dinner every day when you go visit the in-laws. When it comes to cooking and food you guys are out of your league on this one.  :P
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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #70 on: May 29, 2013, 07:16:22 PM »
Lol ok. I happen to be a quarter Italian.
I knew there was something I liked about you.  :)
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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #71 on: May 29, 2013, 07:24:45 PM »
+1
I wasn't home for 5 years by the time I got married.  Many here dormed already in high school so the number is even greater.

@rots5
 I live in a small town where this guy named Dan started baking challah every week because there is no kosher bakery.  The challahs were מוקצה מחמת מיאוס .  I never brought them into my home bui used to eat them every week for סעודה שלישית .  Anyway every Shabbos we had company when I took a bite of my wife's challah I would say "wow, Dan's challah gets better every week"

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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #72 on: May 29, 2013, 07:26:33 PM »
Well my mom is a great cook ,
But b"h my wife is too!!
I can attest to that! his wife is an AMAZING cook!
WHY NOT?!?!

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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #73 on: May 29, 2013, 07:31:50 PM »
I knew there was something I liked about you.  :)
awwww

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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #74 on: May 29, 2013, 07:49:17 PM »
+1
I wasn't home for 5 years by the time I got married.  Many here dormed already in high school so the number is even greater.

@rots5
 I live in a small town where this guy named Dan started baking challah every week because there is no kosher bakery.  The challahs were מוקצה מחמת מיאוס .  I never brought them into my home bui used to eat them every week for סעודה שלישית .  Anyway every Shabbos we had company when I took a bite of my wife's challah I would say "wow, Dan's challah gets better every week"
Dan? Really? ???
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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #75 on: May 29, 2013, 08:13:47 PM »
Imagine cooking/eating thanksgiving dinner every day when you go visit the in-laws. When it comes to cooking and food you guys are out of your league on this one.  :P
In that case shouldn't the 20-year-old's know how to cook?

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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #76 on: May 29, 2013, 09:16:06 PM »
Dan? Really? ???
c'mon I thought i was clear enough that I was not talking about our fearless leader.  This was some guy married to a shiksa (otherwise known as a fellow motorist) who knew nothing about yiddishkeit, or how to bake challa for that matter.

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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #77 on: May 29, 2013, 09:22:44 PM »
c'mon I thought i was clear enough that I was not talking about our fearless leader.  This was some guy married to a shiksa (otherwise known as a fellow motorist) who knew nothing about yiddishkeit, or how to bake challa for that matter.
I know that ::)
It was just...
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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #78 on: May 29, 2013, 09:26:55 PM »
In that case shouldn't the 20-year-old's know how to cook?
The 20yr old is the young grasshopper.  ;)
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Re: Things you should never say to your wife.
« Reply #79 on: May 29, 2013, 11:18:37 PM »
I guess I am the first,
I like my Mom's food.