Author Topic: Things you should never say to your wife. (Read 11514 times)

CountValentine · « **on:** May 29, 2013, 10:56:42 AM »

My wife asks me if I notice anything. I pause for a minute and she says she lost 7 pounds. My resonse was "turn around and you will find it".

glasses dude · « **Reply #1 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:01:32 AM »

My wife asks me if I notice anything. I pause for a minute and she says she lost 7 pounds. My resonse was "turn around and you will find it".

did you get b**** slapped

CountValentine · « **Reply #2 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:03:42 AM »

Lets just say she didn't think it was funny.

Marco Polo · « **Reply #3 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:06:07 AM »

Lets just say she didn't think it was funny.

Translated: " I have been sleeping on the couch since"

RT · « **Reply #4 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:07:33 AM »

Lets just say she didn't think it was funny.

You're in the doghouse! You must notice every pound your wife loses and gush about how thin she looks.

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #5 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:07:54 AM »

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #6 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:08:18 AM »

You're in the doghouse! You must notice every pound your wife loses and gush about how thin she looks.

Actually, that got me a "You mean I used to look fat?"

RT · « **Reply #7 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:11:50 AM »

Actually, that got me a "You mean I used to look fat?"

You'll never win

judahk88 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:19:28 AM »

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #9 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:21:12 AM »

https://docs.google.com/file/d/13Qdz0_K3id75WOaTLMfuZPZmWFj-3j9d4s-2WP8BztZ_NU-EIB93d7JhfqH3/edit?usp=sharing

Access denied.

judahk88 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:23:46 AM »

sorry

RT · « **Reply #11 on:** May 29, 2013, 11:30:11 AM »

sorry

LOL

good sam · « **Reply #12 on:** May 29, 2013, 01:49:40 PM »

LOL

Love the last part about sleeping on the couch

Moshe123 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 29, 2013, 02:33:29 PM »

Supper was good.
I'm tired.

dd321 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 29, 2013, 03:13:37 PM »

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good sam · « **Reply #15 on:** May 29, 2013, 03:27:01 PM »

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LOL

Double Repost

semper fi · « **Reply #16 on:** May 29, 2013, 04:19:35 PM »

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CountValentine · « **Reply #17 on:** May 29, 2013, 04:21:58 PM »

No one else has anything you should not say to your wife? I guess you all just don't have many years under your belt and are to scared.

RT · « **Reply #18 on:** May 29, 2013, 04:26:04 PM »

I'm speaking from the wife point of view.

"You sound just like my mother"

Dan · « **Reply #19 on:** May 29, 2013, 04:28:00 PM »

Honey, just booked tickets and we're leaving in an hour to Buenos Aires.
Oh wait, I did that last month