My beloved brothers, I hope I am not out of line here but let me just suggest something out of love...
I understand you are relying on certain heterim, but if it is such a freaking pain in the @$$ to shave, then why rely on heterim? Be "machmir" and save yourself some agmas nefesh while you're at it. A beard is the beauty of a Jewish man, b'ruchniyus and b'gashmiyus. And it's poshut more practical too, as this thread only proves.
I love you guys. I hope you don't take offense. You're all beautiful!