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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1590 on: January 03, 2015, 06:32:02 PM »
Hence your handle? Are you the new Mesh?
No,  I am not that crazy

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1592 on: January 04, 2015, 04:11:52 PM »
If only today was a fast day! I would have patience to read through a 200 page FT thread...

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1593 on: January 04, 2015, 04:13:52 PM »
If only today was a fast day! I would have patience to read through a 200 page FT thread...
Hop on a flight. Which thread do you have in mind ?

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1594 on: January 04, 2015, 04:15:33 PM »
Hop on a flight. Which thread do you have in mind ?

If only it was still that easy.

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1595 on: January 04, 2015, 05:55:16 PM »
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1596 on: January 06, 2015, 07:27:00 AM »
Apparently there's a word in Hebrew for "copy/paste" (העתבק)...

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1597 on: January 06, 2015, 10:08:17 AM »
I called ba to inquire about a booking I made from lga to mia. This is how the conversation went (summarized with the good stuff)
Me: I'm calling about my booking from nyc to mia, it's not showing in my account.
BA REP: can you give me the specific flight details.
Me: it's flight xxxx leaving lga @ 6 pm arriving in mia at 9 15.
BA REP: MR sport I can't find your booking for JFK to mia
Me: ms. It's departing from lga
Rep: Oh, so it's a flight from JFK to lga.
Me:

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1598 on: January 06, 2015, 10:09:28 AM »
I called ba to inquire about a booking I made from lga to mia. This is how the conversation went (summarized with the good stuff)
Me: I'm calling about my booking from nyc to mia, it's not showing in my account.
BA REP: can you give me the specific flight details.
Me: it's flight xxxx leaving lga @ 6 pm arriving in mia at 9 15.
BA REP: MR sport I can't find your booking for JFK to mia
Me: ms. It's departing from lga
Rep: Oh, so it's a flight from JFK to lga.
Me:
New Year's hangover

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1599 on: January 06, 2015, 10:10:32 AM »
I called ba to inquire about a booking I made from lga to mia. This is how the conversation went (summarized with the good stuff)
Me: I'm calling about my booking from nyc to mia, it's not showing in my account.
BA REP: can you give me the specific flight details.
Me: it's flight xxxx leaving lga @ 6 pm arriving in mia at 9 15.
BA REP: MR sport I can't find your booking for JFK to mia
Me: ms. It's departing from lga
Rep: Oh, so it's a flight from JFK to lga.
Me:

This is amazing
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1600 on: January 06, 2015, 10:16:09 AM »
My car once stalled/didn't start when i was on the lower east side. Called the 800 number on the car for help locating a service center. Told them my zip code and that i was in Manhattan. She kept suggesting places in Hoboken  and nearby NJ. Finally she said" How far is New York City from Manhattan?
 ??? ::) ??? ::)
^^^

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1601 on: January 06, 2015, 10:18:03 AM »
I called ba to inquire about a booking I made from lga to mia. This is how the conversation went (summarized with the good stuff)
Me: I'm calling about my booking from nyc to mia, it's not showing in my account.
BA REP: can you give me the specific flight details.
Me: it's flight xxxx leaving lga @ 6 pm arriving in mia at 9 15.
BA REP: MR sport I can't find your booking for JFK to mia
Me: ms. It's departing from lga
Rep: Oh, so it's a flight from JFK to lga.
Me:
hahaha

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1602 on: January 06, 2015, 10:44:28 AM »
My car once stalled/didn't start when i was on the lower east side. Called the 800 number on the car for help locating a service center. Told them my zip code and that i was in Manhattan. She kept suggesting places in Hoboken  and nearby NJ. Finally she said" How far is New York City from Manhattan?
 ??? ::) ??? ::)
Wow

That's all I have to say
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1603 on: January 06, 2015, 10:53:30 AM »
Wow

That's all I have to say
She was in the US, just somewhere out in Nebraska or wherever.
^^^

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #1604 on: January 06, 2015, 09:07:41 PM »
I am still rolling  ;D
a Jewish (seemingly frum) woman at the united callback line, just busted me acting as I am the account holder on my wifes account using her name, but after having a laugh she said it's fine, and she did all I needed