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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #320 on: December 02, 2013, 11:12:03 PM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on December 02, 2013, 06:51:57 PM
Staying up in Yerushalayim. Waiting for the 3 a.m. levaye of the 14 year-old Belzer bochur killed in a car accident this evening near the Yeshiva in Beis Chelkiya.

Shnishmah venisbaser besores toves.

Why was the levaya so late?
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #321 on: December 02, 2013, 11:28:22 PM »
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #322 on: December 03, 2013, 01:11:50 AM »
Quote from: Bostener on December 02, 2013, 11:12:03 PM
Shnishmah venisbaser besores toves.

Why was the levaya so late?

The medical examiner only released the body after an external exam.
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #323 on: December 03, 2013, 02:08:58 AM »
Quote from: Moshe123 on December 03, 2013, 01:11:50 AM
The medical examiner only released the body after an external exam.
And who is the sar habri'ut?
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #324 on: December 03, 2013, 02:21:47 PM »
a couple of life lessons I recently learned:

1. Just because it's easy to take off a sweater while driving, that doesn't mean a button-down shirt will be easy as well.

2. When putting your clean shirt on, make sure to put it UNDER the seatbelt.
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #325 on: December 03, 2013, 02:51:53 PM »
Quote from: whYME on December 03, 2013, 02:21:47 PM
a couple of life lessons I recently learned:

1. Just because it's easy to take off a sweater while driving, that doesn't mean a button-down shirt will be easy as well.

2. When putting your clean shirt on, make sure to put it UNDER the seatbelt.
ALOL!
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #326 on: December 04, 2013, 12:02:08 AM »
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #327 on: December 04, 2013, 04:12:41 PM »
Just got an email from Uber. For $135 they'll bring you a tree.
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #328 on: December 04, 2013, 11:01:30 PM »
Just got back from a car Menorah parade through a very Jewish, though not Frum area in NY, everyone we saw was very excited to see us, the only negative comment we got was from a Frum guy who claimed we were making a Chilul Hashem ::)
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #329 on: December 04, 2013, 11:02:32 PM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on December 04, 2013, 11:01:30 PM
Just got back from a car Menorah parade through a very Jewish, though not Frum area in NY, everyone we saw was very excited to see us, the only negative comment we got was from a Frum guy who claimed we were making a Chilul Hashem ::)
CV? :P
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #330 on: December 04, 2013, 11:24:51 PM »
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #331 on: December 05, 2013, 01:26:50 AM »
i started driving very very careful. every nook i check for cops.
also i noticed that mpg varies which music is playing (ex. yehudah green or benny friedman)
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #332 on: December 05, 2013, 02:33:42 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on December 04, 2013, 11:24:51 PM
Frum GUY not Frum GOY :P
Ah. I thought that was just the Chabad nusach. :P
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #333 on: December 05, 2013, 07:38:50 AM »
Do they serve kosher food in jail?
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #334 on: December 05, 2013, 07:59:17 AM »
They have to but YMMV as to how edible it is...
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #335 on: December 05, 2013, 08:53:34 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on December 05, 2013, 07:59:17 AM
They have to buy YMMV as to how edible it is...
I wasn't aware people went for the food
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #336 on: December 05, 2013, 11:13:29 AM »
Quote from: Chaikel on December 05, 2013, 08:53:34 AM
I wasn't aware people went for the food
I heard its in the 2nd Quarter bonus category
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #337 on: December 05, 2013, 11:19:14 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on December 05, 2013, 07:59:17 AM
They have to but YMMV as to how edible it is...
Are you joking?
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #338 on: December 05, 2013, 11:35:22 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on December 05, 2013, 11:19:14 AM
Are you joking?
No, if a customer only keeps Kosher, they must provide him with Kosher food.
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #339 on: December 05, 2013, 01:26:03 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on December 05, 2013, 07:38:50 AM
Do they serve kosher food in jail?
Since when do you eat kosher?  :P
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