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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #420 on: December 16, 2013, 05:24:48 PM »
we came out that there is more if a chance if getting hit by a car and dying than winning the lottery ::)
So it makes more sense to buy life insurance :)

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #421 on: December 16, 2013, 05:27:03 PM »
So it makes more sense to buy life insurance :)
If you can find a $180 million + policy...
« Last Edit: December 16, 2013, 05:31:41 PM by raphy781 »

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #422 on: December 16, 2013, 05:46:27 PM »
we came out that there is more of a chance of getting hit by a car on the way to buy the lottery ticket and dying than winning the lottery ::)
Ftfy
That's how I heard it this morning on the radio.

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #423 on: December 16, 2013, 05:58:05 PM »
Ftfy
That's how I heard it this morning on the radio.
Thanx that's what I meant and we came up with this ourselves >:(

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #424 on: December 16, 2013, 06:02:33 PM »
Anyone notice how creepy Dr. Midos sounds? Older rabbi figure who has no apparent wife has multiple children over at his house unsupervised and has a satellite capable of seeing into people's houses. I guess that's why it was written in the '80's
Lol! :)


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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #425 on: December 17, 2013, 12:52:51 AM »
So it makes more sense to buy life insurance :)
If you can find a $180 million + policy...
He said buy- not find...
Anyhoo - shouldn't be much harder than having $600k in CL...

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #426 on: December 17, 2013, 02:30:25 AM »
Is there a thread for 'Deals you think might be good, but don't necessarily deserve a new thread'?

For example, I saw this in shop rite.


Thought it might be old stock but it says 2016 on the front, though usually they have much longer shelf life.

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #427 on: December 17, 2013, 07:55:34 AM »
Was trying to get my car out of my parking lot yesterday when an Israeli kid comes over to me and tells me I need to use a sponga stick to clear away the snow
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #428 on: December 18, 2013, 01:11:50 AM »
What happened to @bostener?
If u work for a living, why kill urself working?

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #429 on: December 18, 2013, 01:32:16 AM »
Can't sleep. Had my wisdom teeth removed today but I'm not in pain. Hashem please help me.


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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #430 on: December 18, 2013, 02:35:30 AM »
I sent someone some info about a CC. I told him the info came from a trusted DDF member. He could not understand what a DDF member would know about CC’s. I asked him to explain. Here is the short version: DDFNetwork, European p*rn network, best in exclusive full hd p*rn.
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #431 on: December 18, 2013, 02:36:51 AM »
I sent someone some info about a CC. I told him the info came from a trusted DDF member. He could not understand what a DDF member would know about CC’s. I asked him to explain. Here is the short version: DDFNetwork, European p*rn network, best in exclusive full hd p*rn.
I guess you gotta explain just a bit better next time!


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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #432 on: December 18, 2013, 02:42:32 AM »
I guess you gotta explain just a bit better next time!
I assumed everyone knew about DDF.  :-[
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #433 on: December 18, 2013, 02:43:41 AM »
I assumed everyone knew about DDF.  :-[
All jews do. :P


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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #434 on: December 18, 2013, 10:57:05 AM »
I sent someone some info about a CC. I told him the info came from a trusted DDF member. He could not understand what a DDF member would know about CC’s. I asked him to explain. Here is the short version: DDFNetwork, European p*rn network, best in exclusive full hd p*rn.
lol What type of friends do you have? :P

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #435 on: December 18, 2013, 11:33:38 AM »
lol What type of friends do you have? :P
I never said friend but I also don't discriminate.  ;)
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #436 on: December 18, 2013, 11:38:07 AM »
I never send friend but I also don't discriminate.  ;)

You post while you sleep?  ;)

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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #437 on: December 18, 2013, 11:45:18 AM »
Had to take care of something.
I do make more spelling mistakes at this time.  :-[
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #438 on: December 19, 2013, 11:34:46 AM »
Anyone doing the OM deal? Buy 150 in Amex GC and get $15 off.
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Re: Random Posts For Non-Meshugeners
« Reply #439 on: December 19, 2013, 02:41:54 PM »
I sent someone some info about a CC. I told him the info came from a trusted DDF member. He could not understand what a DDF member would know about CC’s. I asked him to explain. Here is the short version: DDFNetwork, European p*rn network, best in exclusive full hd p*rn.
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