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DONATIONS ARE WELCOME

Due date for donations is Chatzos on Asarah B'av - Friday, July 31 2020, 1:01pm DST

Any Amount Is Welcomed!

•Zelle donations - can be sent to joeymcddf@gmail.com

•Cash app, PayPal donations - Private Message, Naftuli19 Click Here To Do That.


Please remember to put your DDF handle in the note.

Please Add your name and amount below.


avrohomgelb $15
Essen est zich $4
Bestwatchman $5
S209 - $10.00
Naftuli19   $25
YitzyS - $10
shapsam - $2.50
Myi-$10
Crackerjack - $7.70
Pad18 - $25
Joel2 - $3
Yo ssi - $3.45
JackBlue - $25
yuneeq - $26
Mordyk - $24
Hjay - $5
aygart $5
yelped-$5
Joeymc - $20
Luvisrael$10
yungermanchik - $4
lcm - $2
Kobe bryent $5
jack6941 - $10.00
etech0 - $5
pesach - $18
EliJelly -$10
Yma - $2
ari3- $4
safetynet-$5.00
bb1836 - $5.40
lubaby - $10
Yehudaa $10
a mirrer -$25
Luvtotravel $3
LFR - $20
flyingace-$10
Jojo-NJ -$5
ckmk47  $3
Abebee $10
Yosefsv $5
cgr - $18
whacked1 - $5
mendyt $10
Euclid - $5
yikes2179 - $4
Mf1-$2
Yitzyul-$30
Shimino1 - $5
mme-$4
Joe Berg - $18
Suave - $36

Total: $512.05 (Thursday 6:12pm EST)




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Members that donated to previous present are below. (Members Donated:
Super Speed $5
spetropo - $5
YY - $5
JR - $5
Smart brit $5
Marco Polo - $3.60
Barryg $2.36
DovtheBear $2.35
centro $2.05
real-brisker $2
wierdal832  $2
maayanky $2
emkay $2
yuneeq $2
Red $2
smiley face $2
ilherman $2
bb1836 $2 
sb5917 -$2
Anonymous $2
Racer7400- $2
yhakak - $2
Dirah - $2
Raphy781 - $2
ushdadude- $2
AnonymousUser - $2
ckmk47 - $2
lfas25 - $5
ani123 - $2
bentch - $2
noturbizniss -$2
Moes Tavern -$2
Something Fishy - $2
Ya'alili - $2
ganizzy - $2
Azis Papa - $2
Moshe90 - $2
Ches-$2
jaywhy - $2
Snagger - $2
Lyla - $2
greatdeals $2
Sky121 $2
MosheD $2
stagys $5
Kracked Dude $2
Jack $3
Meshugener $2
whacked1 $2.50
metziah  $4.01  ;)
Ashers- $2.77
BrooklynCPA $5
Total: $125)
« Last edited by Joeymc on August 06, 2020, 05:14:51 PM »

Poll

What shud the Baby Present be?

Personalized Chitas for each baby
10 (27%)
Personalized Chitas for the boys, bracelets for the girls
8 (21.6%)
Personalized bathrobes
13 (35.1%)
Other - Please write below
6 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 36

Author Topic: {ALIVE AGAIN} Baby Present for Dan: (DAN/JJ DO NOT READ THIS THREAD)  (Read 64742 times)

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Re: {ALIVE AGAIN} Baby Present for Dan: (DAN/JJ DO NOT READ THIS THREAD)
« Reply #700 on: September 07, 2020, 05:13:35 PM »
Great idea! Let's vote what brand to buy.
IME swaddlers feels the best
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Re: {ALIVE AGAIN} Baby Present for Dan: (DAN/JJ DO NOT READ THIS THREAD)
« Reply #701 on: September 07, 2020, 05:14:54 PM »
IME swaddlers feels the best
How old are you?!

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« Last Edit: September 07, 2020, 05:28:10 PM by Joeymc »
120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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Re: {ALIVE AGAIN} Baby Present for Dan: (DAN/JJ DO NOT READ THIS THREAD)
« Reply #706 on: November 11, 2020, 11:39:32 AM »
Forum Members Stage Coup as Site Founder Vacations

A group of forum members on a popular internet deals website have exploited the vacation of the site’s founder to stage a coup and take control of the website.

Daniel Eleff, the founder of travel and deals website DansDeals.com, was vacationing when longtime members of the site’s built-in forum took the reins and blocked the founder from accessing his site.

“Now that Dan is RVing and has really spotty internet service, is a great time to assert our rights,” one DDFer, as the forum members are called, wrote in a hidden thread on the site. “Dan’s hiatus proves more than ever that it is really his brother JJ who is carrying this site. It is clearly evident that Dan is just a celebrity silent partner and it’s JJ who really does all the work around here.”

A moderator was commissioned to bait the founder away from the site by presenting a unique vacation opportunity. Once away, forum members, with the help of site administrators, wiped Dan’s name off the site, and replaced it with a banner reading “JJ Deals”. Traffic to the site is now automatically rerouted to a new web address, JJDeals.com, and certain key loyalist accounts have been suspended. Sources allege that JJ, who is six years younger than Dan, has been secretly harvesting the rebellion for years.

While there have been various factions among forum members as to how to approach the change of leadership, moderators have been working overtime to bring over as many users as they can. Prominent users that have been offline have been coaxed back, in order to be able to give an air of validity to the new leader of the site. One such members, who goes by the username TimT, was even positively credited by JJ after having previously been accused of being a ‘Lying, Cheating, Scumbag, Good For Nothing, THIEF.'

It is still unclear if site founder Daniel Eleff is aware about the coup, or if he plans to take legal or military action to reclaim his site. Sources note that he has extensive battle experience though his use of Catan, and has a legal mind honed by his mentor Bill Watterson.
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Re: {ALIVE AGAIN} Baby Present for Dan: (DAN/JJ DO NOT READ THIS THREAD)
« Reply #707 on: November 11, 2020, 11:46:22 AM »
Lol great thread placement too

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Re: {ALIVE AGAIN} Baby Present for Dan: (DAN/JJ DO NOT READ THIS THREAD)
« Reply #708 on: November 11, 2020, 12:09:06 PM »
Belongs in the dd magazine sci-fi/humor section

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Re: {ALIVE AGAIN} Baby Present for Dan: (DAN/JJ DO NOT READ THIS THREAD)
« Reply #709 on: November 11, 2020, 04:36:41 PM »
Will dan still not read this thread? He hasn't had a new baby
120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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Re: {ALIVE AGAIN} Baby Present for Dan: (DAN/JJ DO NOT READ THIS THREAD)
« Reply #710 on: November 11, 2020, 04:42:33 PM »
Will dan still not read this thread? He hasn't had a new baby
At our pace, we could be planning Bar Mitzva plans.

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Re: {ALIVE AGAIN} Baby Present for Dan: (DAN/JJ DO NOT READ THIS THREAD)
« Reply #711 on: November 11, 2020, 04:46:08 PM »
At our pace, we could be planning grandsons Bar Mitzva plans.
FTFY

IIRC were still up to wedding presents
120 characters? Hmm, I wonder what I could write with 64 characters. Boy, it's gonna be hard to use up 15 characters. W-

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Re: {ALIVE AGAIN} Baby Present for Dan: (DAN/JJ DO NOT READ THIS THREAD)
« Reply #712 on: November 11, 2020, 04:58:21 PM »
Forum Members Stage Coup as Site Founder Vacations

Coming to a certain "deals" site post this as "Dans Deals EXPOSED PART 3" in 3, 2, 1...
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