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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1320 on: August 26, 2016, 12:29:39 PM »
The guy who tries to slow down the Chazzan.
As well as the guy who tries to speed up the chazzan. Also the chazzan who goes too fast. Or too slow.
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1321 on: August 26, 2016, 03:29:56 PM »
As well as the guy who tries to speed up the chazzan. Also the chazzan who goes too fast. Or too slow.
Shliach Tzibur who is totally out of sync with the Tzibur. Davens too low to be heard and then walks around before ברכו and before שמונה עשרה to check if he has a minyan.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1322 on: August 26, 2016, 03:56:51 PM »
Also the chazzan who goes too slow.
Just found out Yehuda Green is going to be here for shabbos. 

Lucky for me they decided to make 2 minyanim for kabolas shabbos and shachris/mussuf.
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1323 on: August 26, 2016, 04:21:15 PM »
Shliach Tzibur who is totally out of sync with the Tzibur. Davens too low to be heard and then walks around before ברכו and before שמונה עשרה to check if he has a minyan.
And then walks away before chazures hashatz...

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1324 on: August 26, 2016, 04:25:10 PM »
Keep it going I have another nine months at the amud
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1325 on: August 26, 2016, 06:00:50 PM »
As well as the guy who tries to speed up the chazzan.

The guy who makes a ruckus holding up 6 fingers when he finishes shemona esrei.

Keep it going I have another nine months at the amud

Watch out for the guy who davens out loud in front and you need to daven over him.

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1326 on: August 26, 2016, 06:02:03 PM »



The guy who makes a ruckus. Period.
FTFY
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1327 on: August 26, 2016, 06:05:04 PM »


shaliach tzibur that Davens too low to be heard

Most annoying thing in the world!

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1328 on: August 26, 2016, 06:46:07 PM »


How about the avel that cant say kaddish with the rest of the avelim by kaddish yasum. Just say it all together!

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1329 on: August 26, 2016, 06:46:37 PM »
How about the avel that cant say kaddish with the rest of the avelim by kaddish yasum. Just say it all together!
Not as annoying

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1330 on: August 26, 2016, 06:58:15 PM »
Not as annoying

I think he's worse because thats in his control. Some people just have low voices, what can they do.

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1331 on: August 26, 2016, 07:00:19 PM »
Or let just one person at a time say it. No jokes – it's actually much more halachically preferred.
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1332 on: August 26, 2016, 07:07:16 PM »
@Grodnoking, where's Yehuda Green being for shabbos ?

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1333 on: August 26, 2016, 07:08:24 PM »
@Grodnoking, where's Yehuda Green being for shabbos ?
Chapman Lake PA

slightly north of Scranton

near archbald
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1334 on: August 26, 2016, 07:10:39 PM »
Darn, I was hoping you'd say Lakewood.

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1335 on: August 26, 2016, 07:12:13 PM »
Or let just one person at a time say it. No jokes – it's actually much more halachically preferred.
This way is a pshara to make everyone happy, as there was too much fighting before (worse than the amud).
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1336 on: August 26, 2016, 08:43:07 PM »
This way is a pshara to make everyone happy, as there was too much fighting before (worse than the amud).

Some Shuls still do it that way. Sometimes the guy has to stand next to the Chazzan, and sometimes he even needs to wear a Tallis.
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1337 on: August 27, 2016, 09:08:59 PM »
Keep it going I have another nine months at the amud
All I can wish you is that you (along with klal Yisroel) should be pardoned and that you won't have to serve your entire 11 month sentence.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1338 on: August 27, 2016, 09:22:32 PM »
All I can wish you is that you (along with klal Yisroel) should be pardoned and that you won't have to serve your entire 11 month sentence.
Amen
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1339 on: August 27, 2016, 11:43:01 PM »
Not having a towel next to sinks used for washing hands.
Big peeve of mine as well
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