Or this one - common for years now:
By the same reviewer:
"This laptop has an amazing screen, but I can't recommend it because the battery life is dismal."
"This laptop has amazing battery life, but I can't recommend it because the screen is horrible."
"This laptop has a very nice screen and pretty good battery life, but I can't recommend it because it is too expensive."
I'm sure you can figure out what I'm getting at here, right?