Author Topic: Master Thread of Pet Peeves (Read 704558 times)

Emkay · « **Reply #1580 on:** October 17, 2016, 03:04:59 PM »

Quote from: churnbabychurn on October 16, 2016, 05:28:49 PM

Mikvah surge pricing is wrong, unethical, immoral and probably illegal.

I understand that the askonim and machers need to make yom tov, but this is just killin me.

Why is Uber (or any other surge pricing business)different?

avadah · « **Reply #1581 on:** October 18, 2016, 02:57:45 PM »

What's so complicated about walking during hoshanos?

MeirS · « **Reply #1582 on:** October 18, 2016, 07:20:51 PM »

Quote from: avadah on October 18, 2016, 02:57:45 PM

What's so complicated about walking during hoshanos?

ExGingi · « **Reply #1583 on:** October 18, 2016, 07:50:06 PM »

Quote from: avadah on October 18, 2016, 02:57:45 PM

What's so complicated about walking during hoshanos?

+1000

koplonko · « **Reply #1584 on:** October 18, 2016, 08:40:36 PM »

Quote from: avadah on October 18, 2016, 02:57:45 PM

What's so complicated about walking during hoshanos?

+1
I'm the guys that keeps on calling out "keep on moving"
Though there is a concept of stopping when saying the words

mmgfarb · « **Reply #1585 on:** October 18, 2016, 08:51:01 PM »

Quote from: avadah on October 18, 2016, 02:57:45 PM

What's so complicated about walking during hoshanos?

So true, a whole room full of intelligent (presumably) adults and they can't figure out how to walk in a circle.

MeirS · « **Reply #1586 on:** October 18, 2016, 08:52:55 PM »

Quote from: koplonko on October 18, 2016, 08:40:36 PM

Though there is a concept of stopping when saying the words

Source?

Yehuda25 · « **Reply #1587 on:** October 18, 2016, 09:07:48 PM »

Quote from: avadah on October 18, 2016, 02:57:45 PM

What's so complicated about walking during hoshanos?

+1

Also, please when davening ends, don't be that guy that him and a friend decide to shmmoze right in front of the door or shelf for the siddurim, as everyone has to try to navigate and get out.

churnbabychurn · « **Reply #1588 on:** October 18, 2016, 09:19:29 PM »

Quote from: avadah on October 18, 2016, 02:57:45 PM

What's so complicated about walking during hoshanos?

Guys like me. I'm done trying to rush around the bima and getting all bent out of shape about the guy that you perceive as spacing out... Now I take my merry time and only move when there are daled Amos open...
Basically, we're all in this together, and are at the mercy of the chazan anyway. We're not going home until HE has had his fix....

But the short-cut guys...

are the pits! Don't get me started.

grodnoking · « **Reply #1589 on:** October 18, 2016, 10:18:04 PM »

Quote from: churnbabychurn on October 18, 2016, 09:19:29 PM

But the short-cut guys... are the pits! Don't get me started.

I was short cut guy until I realized that the merge back in was taking longer than the walk around.

koplonko · « **Reply #1590 on:** October 18, 2016, 11:07:56 PM »

Quote from: MeirS on October 18, 2016, 08:52:55 PM

Source?

Can't remember off hand

good sam · « **Reply #1591 on:** October 18, 2016, 11:24:24 PM »

Oy vey, these again? Go back 50 and 100 pages in this thread, the hoshanos pet peeves have been exhausted.

Work-for-ur-muny · « **Reply #1592 on:** October 18, 2016, 11:27:56 PM »

Just imagine we would also have to hold a full cup of wine while circling the bimma... So guys, calm down!!!

Hey! Don't spill that down the backside of my tallis...!

koplonko · « **Reply #1593 on:** October 18, 2016, 11:44:04 PM »

Quote from: good sam on October 18, 2016, 11:24:24 PM

Oy vey, these again? Go back 50 and 100 pages in this thread, the hoshanos pet peeves have been exhausted.

That's why is called hoshanos, everyone is silently praying "hoshanah" "hoshiah na"

grodnoking · « **Reply #1594 on:** October 23, 2016, 09:41:16 AM »

The slow chazon at the fast minyan (I'm 2/2 on that for shachris so far).

The bathroom doors that lock with just pushing in a button (I always feel like it isn't actually locked, and I can't check if it is!)

koplonko · « **Reply #1595 on:** October 23, 2016, 11:15:08 AM »

Quote from: grodnoking on October 23, 2016, 09:41:16 AM

The bathroom doors that lock with just pushing in a button (I always feel like it isn't actually locked, and I can't check if it is!)

I always stick out my foot just in case...

Iz · « **Reply #1596 on:** October 23, 2016, 11:41:00 AM »

Quote from: koplonko on October 23, 2016, 11:15:08 AM

I always stick out my foot just in case...

I thought you were referring to the slow people by Hoshanos...

yochiek93 · « **Reply #1597 on:** October 23, 2016, 12:11:40 PM »

Quote from: grodnoking on October 23, 2016, 09:41:16 AM

The slow chazon at the fast minyan (I'm 2/2 on that for shachris so far).

The bathroom doors that lock with just pushing in a button (I always feel like it isn't actually locked, and I can't check if it is!)

I feel you

keemster26 · « **Reply #1598 on:** October 23, 2016, 12:16:48 PM »

Quote from: Yehuda25 on October 18, 2016, 09:07:48 PM

+1

Also, please when davening ends, don't be that guy that him and a friend decide to shmmoze right in front of the door or shelf for the siddurim, as everyone has to try to navigate and get out.

+10000000000000

TimT · « **Reply #1599 on:** October 23, 2016, 12:36:46 PM »

1) The Baal Simcha who feels the need to give everyone present חייקא

2) When someone gets an aliya & then feels the need to מי שברך the entire shul individually... ואת... ואת
That's what ואת כל המתפללים is for

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