Hmm....

ALOL, dunno what I would do without you

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But like I said, I need to be back in the area of TEB that night anyway, so the detour is fine.
And please don't tell me you're driving 5 hours just to fly private.
I suspect you'll be woefully underwhelmed.
Private is a big part of it, but there are some other aspects to this as well. Well worth the drive in the end.
Why not just contact FBO? I'm sure they'll allow you to park there.
I'll do just that, thanks.