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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1060 on: December 13, 2013, 03:21:27 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1061 on: December 14, 2013, 05:34:51 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1062 on: December 14, 2013, 06:24:05 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1063 on: December 14, 2013, 09:52:40 PM »
Which way is the bus going?
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1064 on: December 14, 2013, 10:04:01 PM »
Quote from: henche on December 14, 2013, 09:52:40 PM
Which way is the bus going?
takes some thinking, it's going left because you can't see the door and buses usually have their doors on the right...
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1065 on: December 15, 2013, 04:55:20 PM »
Give $333 (שלג) to Kupat Ha'ir and 10 Rabanim will build a snowman for you by the Koisel....
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1066 on: December 15, 2013, 05:26:05 PM »
Quote from: SamKey on December 15, 2013, 04:55:20 PM
Give $333 (שלג) to Kupat Ha'ir and 10 Rabanim will build a snowman for you by the Koisel....
good 1  :D
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1067 on: December 15, 2013, 05:42:23 PM »
Quote from: SamKey on December 15, 2013, 04:55:20 PM
Give $333 (שלג) to Kupat Ha'ir and 10 Rabanim will build a snowman for you by the Koisel....
I heard that they will shovel your snow for 40 days.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1068 on: December 15, 2013, 06:18:59 PM »
Quote from: aygart on December 15, 2013, 05:42:23 PM
I heard that they will shovel your snow for 40 days.
that's a bargain :o
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1069 on: December 15, 2013, 06:20:48 PM »
I wonder how much some kid oleh from America must have given to kupat hair asking for snow.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1070 on: December 15, 2013, 07:08:04 PM »
Quote from: SamKey on December 15, 2013, 06:18:59 PM
that's a bargain :o
Why? Click your heels, give money, you'll be back in Kansas.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1071 on: December 15, 2013, 07:12:37 PM »
Quote from: aygart on December 15, 2013, 07:08:04 PM
Why? Click your heels, give money, you'll be back in Kansas.
don't think there's a living thing(let alone a respected person) in an inhabited metropolis that you can pay $333 to shovel snow for 40 days
Yes I know I exaggerated but some people just don't get the point without it
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1072 on: December 15, 2013, 07:21:16 PM »
Quote from: SamKey on December 15, 2013, 07:12:37 PM
don't think there's a living thing(let alone a respected person) in an inhabited metropolis that you can pay $333 to shovel snow for 40 days
Yes I know I exaggerated but some people just don't get the point without it
I pay $180 for 6 months.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1073 on: December 15, 2013, 07:31:18 PM »
Quote from: Dan on December 15, 2013, 07:21:16 PM
I pay $180 for 6 months.
u pay it up front?
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1074 on: December 15, 2013, 07:54:41 PM »
Quote from: Dan on December 15, 2013, 07:21:16 PM
I pay $180 for 6 months.
Ok but they are not doing it everyday... The segula doesn't work if they are just "available" for those 40 days they have to actually do it
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1075 on: December 15, 2013, 07:56:18 PM »
Quote from: Myccrabbi on December 15, 2013, 07:31:18 PM
u pay it up front?
Yes. It is the gamble of paying by season or by snow fall.
Quote from: SamKey on December 15, 2013, 07:54:41 PM
Ok but they are not doing it everyday... The segula doesn't work if they are just "available" for those 40 days they have to actually do it
That is correct on contract they clear twice a day.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1076 on: December 15, 2013, 08:03:03 PM »
I rest my case
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1077 on: December 15, 2013, 08:08:32 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1078 on: December 15, 2013, 08:23:21 PM »
We're off to see the wizard....
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1079 on: December 15, 2013, 08:44:57 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on December 15, 2013, 07:56:18 PM
Yes. It is the gamble of paying by season or by snow fall.
in CLE it's not much of a gamble.
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