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Offline churnbabychurn

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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1080 on: December 15, 2013, 08:46:02 PM »
Quote from: Dan on December 15, 2013, 07:21:16 PM
I pay $180 for 6 months.
They do sidewalks/steps etc or just plow driveway?
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1081 on: December 15, 2013, 08:46:15 PM »
Whatever you negotiate.

Got to use my snowblower for the first time on my walkway...was fun :D
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1082 on: December 15, 2013, 08:52:01 PM »
Quote from: Dan on December 15, 2013, 08:46:15 PM
Whatever you negotiate.

Got to use my snowblower for the first time on my walkway...was fun :D
did that last week too.:)
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1083 on: December 16, 2013, 09:40:04 AM »
This was going around a few days ago ...

 The Amshenover Rebbe has asked everyone to go to Rav Ovadya Yosef Leviah even in the snow.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1084 on: December 16, 2013, 10:08:24 AM »
Quote from: SamDaMan on December 16, 2013, 09:40:04 AM
This was going around a few days ago ...

 The Amshenover Rebbe has asked everyone to go to Rav Ovadya Yosef Leviah even in the snow.
ALOL- is it snowing in bayit vegan yet?
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1085 on: December 16, 2013, 03:21:39 PM »
Quote from: ushdadude on December 16, 2013, 10:08:24 AM
ALOL- is it snowing in bayit vegan yet?
From '92.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1086 on: December 19, 2013, 08:18:15 PM »
A group of old Jewish women are at a restaurant. The waiter comes over and asks, "So, is anything ok?"
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1087 on: December 20, 2013, 03:22:14 AM »
American Standard

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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1088 on: December 21, 2013, 09:43:02 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1089 on: December 21, 2013, 09:53:19 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1090 on: December 21, 2013, 09:53:31 PM »
Just wow.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1091 on: December 21, 2013, 10:00:44 PM »
Oh. my. God.!!!
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1092 on: December 21, 2013, 10:06:03 PM »
Still rolling on the floor after reading more reviews.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1093 on: December 21, 2013, 10:21:20 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1094 on: December 21, 2013, 10:29:46 PM »
Read all the reviews. Hold your stomach. Breathe.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1095 on: December 21, 2013, 11:22:39 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1096 on: December 21, 2013, 11:56:34 PM »
I was laughing straight for 3/4 of an hour.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1097 on: December 22, 2013, 01:14:12 AM »
Amazon actually likes the reviews it seems as they have a page where they feature the products with comical reviews
http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?docId=1001250201
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1098 on: December 22, 2013, 01:38:45 AM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1099 on: December 22, 2013, 09:42:10 AM »
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