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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1480 on: June 20, 2014, 02:59:58 PM »
Quote from: dudi on June 20, 2014, 01:53:05 PM
Amar lehu is the right way of saying it and not Amar Lai.
Quote from: Achas Veachas on June 20, 2014, 02:26:50 PM
Amar Lehu=He said to them
Amar Lei=He said to him
Quote from: george on June 20, 2014, 02:29:57 PM
Amar lehu is plural. It means "he said to THEM". Amar lai means "he said to him". In this case, where one elephant is talking to one elephant, the correct term is amar lai.

ETA - sorry Achas, didn't see your post
Gotta disagree here... From Wikipedia:
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The setup involves at least two conspirators and a target, or "victim".
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1481 on: June 20, 2014, 03:04:32 PM »
Quote from: Joe4007 on June 20, 2014, 02:59:58 PM
Gotta disagree here... From Wikipedia: :P
That's the meta-joke :P
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1482 on: June 20, 2014, 03:18:11 PM »
I once told a guy the joke of two elephants and the guy was ROTFL. I asked him what was so funny about it, he replied - two elephants can't fit in a bathtub!
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1483 on: June 20, 2014, 03:44:59 PM »
Quote from: Dr Moose on June 20, 2014, 03:18:11 PM
I once told a guy the joke of two elephants and the guy was ROTFL. I asked him what was so funny about it, he replied - two elephants can't fit in a bathtub!
was he polish?
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1484 on: June 20, 2014, 06:43:53 PM »
You are all right I'm sorry it is Amar Lai yet there are cases of Amar lehu to one person
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1485 on: June 21, 2014, 03:03:51 PM »
The reason why it should be lehu, is because the girsa from the ksav yad is tlas. However some people have dropped the third pil as they don't think it's relephant to the joke. But it is
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1486 on: June 21, 2014, 09:41:37 PM »
Quote from: Chaikel on June 21, 2014, 03:03:51 PM
The reason why it should be lehu, is because the girsa from the ksav yad is tlas. However some people have dropped the third pil as they don't think it's relephant to the joke. But it is
ALOL!
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1487 on: June 22, 2014, 03:30:10 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1488 on: July 04, 2014, 10:58:26 AM »
פארוואס זעהט מען אז בשעת א רבי איז נפטר איז מען באלד ממנה זיין זון אבער אז א בדחן איז נפטר ווערט זיין זון נישט א בדחן? ווייל צו זיין א בדחן דארף מען קאנען....

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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1489 on: July 04, 2014, 11:07:01 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on July 04, 2014, 10:58:26 AM
פארוואס זעהט מען אז בשעת א רבי איז נפטר איז מען באלד ממנה זיין זון אבער אז א בדחן איז נפטר ווערט זיין זון נישט א בדחן? ווייל צו זיין א בדחן דארף מען קאנען....

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Same I heard on why "kaheles" starts with diverei kaheles BEN Dovid, but shir hashirim starts with shir hashirim asher LESHLOMO, and doesn't mention his father. Because Musser you can say when your father was a tzadik and your words are more seriously taken, but singing, it will not help if your father knows how to sing, YOU must know....
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1490 on: July 04, 2014, 11:25:46 AM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1491 on: July 04, 2014, 11:37:25 AM »
Quote from: Chaikel on June 21, 2014, 03:03:51 PM
The reason why it should be lehu, is because the girsa from the ksav yad is tlas. However some people have dropped the third pil as they don't think it's relephant to the joke. But it is
They dropped the third one, cuz three zicher cannot fit in a bathtub
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1492 on: July 05, 2014, 06:31:49 PM »
Quote from: sillypainter on July 04, 2014, 11:07:01 AM
Same I heard on why "kaheles" starts with diverei kaheles BEN Dovid, but shir hashirim starts with shir hashirim asher LESHLOMO, and doesn't mention his father. Because Musser you can say when your father was a tzadik and your words are more seriously taken, but singing, it will not help if your father knows how to sing, YOU must know....
You missed the joke
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1493 on: July 13, 2014, 12:45:52 AM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1494 on: July 16, 2014, 10:56:51 PM »
A Polish man had an eye test. The optician showed him some letters and asked if he could read:
CZWKRPXWZC

"Can I read that?!" he replied, "I know the guy!"
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1495 on: July 22, 2014, 10:45:03 PM »
Real estate market is literally exploding in Gaza!

For Sale in Gaza:
House with 4 bedrooms...
Make that 3 bedrooms...
Umm... 2 bedrooms but with a fantastic view...
This property is no longer on the market!
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1496 on: July 22, 2014, 10:49:44 PM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on July 22, 2014, 10:45:03 PM
Real estate market is literally exploding in Gaza!

For Sale in Gaza:
House with 4 bedrooms...
Make that 3 bedrooms...
Umm... 2 bedrooms but with a fantastic view...
This property is no longer on the market!
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1497 on: July 22, 2014, 11:01:47 PM »
Obama denies that FAA flight bending & travel warning are a strategy to put pressure on Israel,  he says he has no strategy whatsoever!
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1498 on: July 23, 2014, 04:14:07 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on July 22, 2014, 10:45:03 PM
Real estate market is literally exploding in Gaza!

For Sale in Gaza:
House with 4 bedrooms...
Make that 3 bedrooms...
Umm... 2 bedrooms but with a fantastic view...
This property is no longer on the market!

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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1499 on: July 23, 2014, 08:43:02 AM »
Yeah, Obama sucks royally.
The US is the joke of town.
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