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Amar lehu is the right way of saying it and not Amar Lai.
Amar Lehu=He said to them
Amar Lei=He said to him
Amar lehu is plural. It means "he said to THEM". Amar lai means "he said to him". In this case, where one elephant is talking to one elephant, the correct term is amar lai.

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I once told a guy the joke of two elephants and the guy was ROTFL. I asked him what was so funny about it, he replied - two elephants can't fit in a bathtub!
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I once told a guy the joke of two elephants and the guy was ROTFL. I asked him what was so funny about it, he replied - two elephants can't fit in a bathtub!
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You are all right I'm sorry it is Amar Lai yet there are cases of Amar lehu to one person

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The reason why it should be lehu, is because the girsa from the ksav yad is tlas. However some people have dropped the third pil as they don't think it's relephant to the joke. But it is
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The reason why it should be lehu, is because the girsa from the ksav yad is tlas. However some people have dropped the third pil as they don't think it's relephant to the joke. But it is
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פארוואס זעהט מען אז בשעת א רבי איז נפטר איז מען באלד ממנה זיין זון אבער אז א בדחן איז נפטר ווערט זיין זון נישט א בדחן? ווייל צו זיין א בדחן דארף מען קאנען....

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פארוואס זעהט מען אז בשעת א רבי איז נפטר איז מען באלד ממנה זיין זון אבער אז א בדחן איז נפטר ווערט זיין זון נישט א בדחן? ווייל צו זיין א בדחן דארף מען קאנען....

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Same I heard on why "kaheles" starts with diverei kaheles BEN Dovid, but shir hashirim starts with shir hashirim asher LESHLOMO, and doesn't mention his father. Because Musser you can say when your father was a tzadik and your words are more seriously taken, but singing, it will not help if your father knows how to sing, YOU must know....

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The reason why it should be lehu, is because the girsa from the ksav yad is tlas. However some people have dropped the third pil as they don't think it's relephant to the joke. But it is
They dropped the third one, cuz three zicher cannot fit in a bathtub

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Same I heard on why "kaheles" starts with diverei kaheles BEN Dovid, but shir hashirim starts with shir hashirim asher LESHLOMO, and doesn't mention his father. Because Musser you can say when your father was a tzadik and your words are more seriously taken, but singing, it will not help if your father knows how to sing, YOU must know....
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Real estate market is literally exploding in Gaza!

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Real estate market is literally exploding in Gaza!

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