Author Topic: Jokes Master Thread (Read 714294 times)

davidb · « **Reply #1500 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:54:12 PM »

What's the most famous kid show in gaza?
Answer: dora the EXPLODER

yos9694 · « **Reply #1501 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:08:32 PM »

Two Polish pilots are landing a jet. They touch down and start applying brakes/flaps to slow the plane, but in a moment they are over the end of the pavement, crashing through the lights on the ground, burning up grass.... finally the plane comes to a stop.

The first pilot turns to the other and says, "Well that was scary. I've never seen such a short runway."

The second pilot nods knowingly and answers, "Sure was wide though, wasn't it?"

ckmk47 · « **Reply #1502 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:12:02 PM »

This might be the wrong time for plane (near) crash jokes.

yos9694 · « **Reply #1503 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:15:55 PM »

Quote from: ckmk47 on July 23, 2014, 02:12:02 PM

This might be the wrong time for plane (near) crash jokes.

Two things
1. If you think the joke was about a plane crashing, I'm wondering what you think the joke is
2. Complain about the 5 jokes before this first. I mean seriously, Dora the Exploder bothers you less?

etech0 · « **Reply #1504 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:17:10 PM »

Quote from: yos9694 on July 23, 2014, 03:15:55 PM

Two things
1. If you think the joke was about a plane crashing, I'm wondering what you think the joke is
2. Complain about the 5 jokes before this first. I mean seriously, Dora the Exploder bothers you less?

If a joke is corny enough, the corniness bothers you so much that there's no room for other things to bother you

lubaby · « **Reply #1505 on:** July 25, 2014, 12:18:08 PM »

Knock knock

Who's there?

Allah

Allah who??

Allah hu Akbar

Happy Friday everyone

EP123 · « **Reply #1506 on:** July 25, 2014, 12:30:26 PM »

Quote from: lubaby on July 25, 2014, 12:18:08 PM

Knock knock

Who's there?

Allah

Allah who??

Allah hu Akbar

Happy Friday everyone

What makes this a joke? What joke genre is it?

Even translated it is not funny.

Knock knock,

Who is there?

G-d

G-d who?

G-d is great

Happy Friday everyone!

Moshe123 · « **Reply #1507 on:** July 25, 2014, 12:30:38 PM »

Quote from: lubaby on July 25, 2014, 12:18:08 PM

Knock knock

Who's there?

Allah

Allah who??

Allah hu Akbar

Happy Friday everyone

george · « **Reply #1508 on:** July 25, 2014, 12:31:55 PM »

Quote from: lubaby on July 25, 2014, 12:18:08 PM

Knock knock

Who's there?

Allah

Allah who??

Allah hu Akbar

Happy Friday everyone

WTF

Super Speed · « **Reply #1509 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:21:33 PM »

Quote from: george on July 25, 2014, 12:31:55 PM

WTF

George, I don't think hanging out in this thread is good for your health!

Centro · « **Reply #1510 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:25:10 PM »

Quote from: EP123 on July 25, 2014, 12:30:26 PM

What makes this a joke? What joke genre is it?

I believe the joke is that when he asked "who?" Allah understood that he's asking to finish up his name so he said hu (who) akhbar..

george · « **Reply #1511 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:54:45 PM »

Quote from: Centro on July 25, 2014, 02:25:10 PM

I believe the joke is that when he asked "who?" Allah understood that he's asking to finish up his name so he said hu (who) akhbar..

Let me try this:

Quote

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Jesus.

Jesus who?

Jesus is the messiah!

Is that also funny?

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #1512 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:58:01 PM »

Quote from: george on July 25, 2014, 02:54:45 PM

Let me try this:

Is that also funny?

Part of the joke was the who/hu (as in Allah HU akhbar)...

george · « **Reply #1513 on:** July 25, 2014, 03:00:36 PM »

Quote from: Achas Veachas on July 25, 2014, 02:58:01 PM

Part of the joke was the who/hu (as in Allah HU akhbar)...

My point is that it is not funny.
All you proved is that it technically fits the traditional pattern of a knock-knock joke. So what?

Centro · « **Reply #1514 on:** July 25, 2014, 03:02:42 PM »

George you're getting very technical with the jokes..

george · « **Reply #1515 on:** July 25, 2014, 03:04:17 PM »

Quote from: Centro on July 25, 2014, 03:02:42 PM

George you're getting very technical with the jokes..

Punkt fakert! That joke is only a joke in a technical sense. It is not funny. That bothers me. If I had a technical approach to jokes, I would be satisfied.

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #1516 on:** July 25, 2014, 03:06:04 PM »

There are many jokes here that aren't funny, you read them, shake your head and go veiter....

george · « **Reply #1517 on:** July 25, 2014, 03:08:00 PM »

Quote from: Achas Veachas on July 25, 2014, 03:06:04 PM

There are many jokes here that aren't funny, you read them, shake your head and go veiter....

Unless you are also shocked at a certain joke being posted here, in which case you may feel a desire to express your reaction like this:
WTF

henche · « **Reply #1518 on:** July 25, 2014, 03:15:40 PM »

Quote from: george on July 25, 2014, 02:54:45 PM

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Jesus.

Jesus who?

Jesus is the messiah!

How is that remotely funny? Is the joke that you are making fun of Christians? That isn't humorous or appropriate.

And it isn't even an accurate depiction of Christian belief; they don't refer to Jesus primarily as the messiah.

george · « **Reply #1519 on:** July 25, 2014, 03:19:15 PM »

Quote from: henche on July 25, 2014, 03:15:40 PM

How is that remotely funny? Is the joke that you are making fun of Christians? That isn't humorous or appropriate.

And it isn't even an accurate depiction of Christian belief; they don't refer to Jesus primarily as the messiah.

You clearly are misunderstanding or have not read through the conversation here.

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