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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1520 on: July 25, 2014, 03:38:07 PM »
I for one chuckled at the Allah joke.  Of course it's corny but I don't understand the ridicule.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1521 on: July 25, 2014, 03:49:24 PM »
Quote from: george on July 25, 2014, 03:19:15 PM
You clearly are misunderstanding or have not read through the conversation here.

Sorry for not "getting" the funny humor.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1522 on: July 25, 2014, 03:52:06 PM »
Quote from: henche on July 25, 2014, 03:49:24 PM
Sorry for not "getting" the funny humor.
I posted that joke as an example of a joke that is NOT funny. Read the lead-up to my post.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1523 on: July 25, 2014, 03:54:08 PM »
Quote from: george on July 25, 2014, 03:52:06 PM
I posted that joke as an example of a joke that is NOT funny. Read the lead-up to my post.

I know.  I'm just dishing you a bit of what you're serving.  Let up on the guy.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1524 on: July 25, 2014, 03:55:17 PM »
Next.............
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1525 on: July 25, 2014, 03:56:26 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1526 on: July 25, 2014, 04:00:48 PM »
I knew this joke was missing something. Google Allah Akbar knock knock jokes and you will see what the joke is supposed to be. Still not funny but at least makes senae
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1527 on: July 25, 2014, 04:30:47 PM »
Quote from: danrocks613 on July 25, 2014, 04:00:48 PM
I knew this joke was missing something. Google Allah Akbar knock knock jokes and you will see what the joke is supposed to be. Still not funny but at least makes senae
ALOL

"orange you glad I didn't say Allahu Akhbar"
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1528 on: July 26, 2014, 03:09:13 PM »
@george the title of the thread is ANYTHING goes.... sheesh
#nuffsaid
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1529 on: July 26, 2014, 03:57:35 PM »
Quote from: SamKey on July 26, 2014, 03:09:13 PM
@george the title of the thread is ANYTHING goes.... sheesh
#nuffsaid
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I guess some people just don't know how to let it go...
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1530 on: July 26, 2014, 11:34:29 PM »
My car is 16 years old and drives about as well as most 16 year olds.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1531 on: July 27, 2014, 02:56:22 AM »
Quote from: henche on July 26, 2014, 11:34:29 PM
My car is 16 years old and drives about as well as most 16 year olds.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1532 on: July 29, 2014, 12:13:16 PM »
A good joke is like a package in the mail. If you didn't get it, it probably wasn't for you.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1533 on: July 29, 2014, 12:21:19 PM »
Quote from: lubaby on July 29, 2014, 12:13:16 PM
A good joke is like a package in the mail. If you didn't get it, it probably wasn't for you.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1534 on: July 30, 2014, 05:18:01 PM »
A bad joke is like a cherry pie. If you get too many, you will be fat.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1535 on: July 31, 2014, 01:11:05 AM »
Quote from: lubaby on July 29, 2014, 12:13:16 PM
A good joke is like a package in the mail. If you didn't get it, it probably wasn't for you.
Please explain...  ???




Ha! Just kiddin
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1536 on: July 31, 2014, 12:44:24 PM »
Quote from: lubaby on July 29, 2014, 12:13:16 PM
A good joke is like a package in the mail. If you didn't get it, it probably wasn't for you.
...or like anything else in the world  ::)
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1537 on: July 31, 2014, 04:23:40 PM »
Quote from: lubaby on July 29, 2014, 12:13:16 PM
A good joke is like a package in the mail. If you didn't get it, it probably wasn't for you.
to me this doesnt make any sense. if someone sends me a package in the mail and i never receive it , then it wasnt for me?? huh
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1538 on: July 31, 2014, 04:31:32 PM »
Quote from: dans fan on July 31, 2014, 04:23:40 PM
to me this doesnt make any sense. if someone sends me a package in the mail and i never receive it , then it wasnt for me?? huh
You obviously don't get it :P
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1539 on: July 31, 2014, 04:35:40 PM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on July 31, 2014, 04:31:32 PM
You obviously don't get it :P
forget how its humorous. the statement about the mail doesnt make sense
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