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Offline good sam

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I for one chuckled at the Allah joke.  Of course it's corny but I don't understand the ridicule.
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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You clearly are misunderstanding or have not read through the conversation here.

Sorry for not "getting" the funny humor.

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Sorry for not "getting" the funny humor.
I posted that joke as an example of a joke that is NOT funny. Read the lead-up to my post.

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I posted that joke as an example of a joke that is NOT funny. Read the lead-up to my post.

I know.  I'm just dishing you a bit of what you're serving.  Let up on the guy.

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I knew this joke was missing something. Google Allah Akbar knock knock jokes and you will see what the joke is supposed to be. Still not funny but at least makes senae

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I knew this joke was missing something. Google Allah Akbar knock knock jokes and you will see what the joke is supposed to be. Still not funny but at least makes senae
ALOL

"orange you glad I didn't say Allahu Akhbar"
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@george the title of the thread is ANYTHING goes.... sheesh
#nuffsaid

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@george the title of the thread is ANYTHING goes.... sheesh
#nuffsaid
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I guess some people just don't know how to let it go...
If u work for a living, why kill urself working?

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My car is 16 years old and drives about as well as most 16 year olds.

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My car is 16 years old and drives about as well as most 16 year olds.
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A good joke is like a package in the mail. If you didn't get it, it probably wasn't for you.

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A good joke is like a package in the mail. If you didn't get it, it probably wasn't for you.
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A bad joke is like a cherry pie. If you get too many, you will be fat.

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A good joke is like a package in the mail. If you didn't get it, it probably wasn't for you.
Please explain...  ???




Ha! Just kiddin
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A good joke is like a package in the mail. If you didn't get it, it probably wasn't for you.
...or like anything else in the world  ::)
If you don't care why would you comment?
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A good joke is like a package in the mail. If you didn't get it, it probably wasn't for you.
to me this doesnt make any sense. if someone sends me a package in the mail and i never receive it , then it wasnt for me?? huh

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to me this doesnt make any sense. if someone sends me a package in the mail and i never receive it , then it wasnt for me?? huh
You obviously don't get it :P

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You obviously don't get it :P
forget how its humorous. the statement about the mail doesnt make sense