Jokes Master Thread

[Dan]

You should stop by the next time you're in LA.

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[meshugener]

You should stop by the next time you're in LA. What do you like about it? The new Start menu?

I didn't really like windows 8, but I love Windows 8.1 (updated).

[Yehoshua]

I didn't really like windows 8, but I love Windows 8.1 (updated).

What changed?

[meshugener]

  I could buy the LA Clippers if I only get one dollar for every time this joke was mentioned on DDF.

[meshugener]

What changed?

Tons of things.
The start menu in the lower left, right-clicking on apps for all win-7 options etc.

Basically they brought back all features of win7 that were missing on win8, but still with the nice design and really fast boot.
Whoever says win8 is slow should please call a technician or a doctor.

[rockstarhockstar]

Ha

[etech0]

Tons of things.
The start menu in the lower left, right-clicking on apps for all win-7 options etc.

Basically they brought back all features of win7 that were missing on win8, but still with the nice design and really fast boot.
Whoever says win8 is slow should please call a technician or a doctor.

Start screen is still more annoying than start menu. IMO.

[Centro]

Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it’d be a foot.

[Dr Moose]

Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it’d be a foot.

you really took liberty to "any type goes" 

[etech0]

If you do not know how it feels
To eat fancy airline meals
Well between you and me
You can get them for free
And I think you should check out DansDeals

[MeirS]

If you do not know how it feels
To eat fancy airline meals
Well between you and me
You can get them for free
And I think you should check out DansDeals

All jokes aside, is "knowing how it feels to eat airline meals" something I should aspire for?

[etech0]

All jokes aside, is "knowing how it feels to eat airline meals" something I should aspire for?

Fancy ones? I wouldn't know... haven't ever done it
But if you read some TRs...

[AnonymousUser]

If you do not know how it feels
To eat fancy airline meals
Well between you and me
You can get them for free
And I think you should check out DansDeals

Is there a poetry thread?
Or maybe instead of Dan putting out a book, you should put out a book of poems about DDF.

[DovtheBear]

That was Mesghugener 8.0.
8.1 is new and improved.

[ckmk47]

That was Mesghugener 8.0.
8.1 is new and improved.

This post may make you the LMS.

[Novo]

That was Mesghugener 8.0.
8.1 is new and improved.

[meshugener]

Start screen is still more annoying than start menu. IMO.

I can understand what you mean, although it doesn't annoy me and the nice design def makes up for it.

But you really think the poem wouldn't be that nice without the line of Win8 being slow?   

[etech0]

I can understand what you mean, although it doesn't annoy me and the nice design def makes up for it.

But you really think the poem wouldn't be that nice without the line of Win8 being slow?   

IME the start screen takes much longer to load then the start menu ever did.

[meshugener]

IME the start screen takes much longer to load then the start menu ever did.

I hear.
But whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?

[etech0]

I hear.
But whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?

That is not a question for me