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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1640 on: September 09, 2014, 02:24:12 PM »
Quote from: Centro on September 09, 2014, 02:16:00 PM
Wrong thread, post here.
No I was joking...
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1641 on: September 10, 2014, 10:59:41 AM »
The words "I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1642 on: September 10, 2014, 05:32:09 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1643 on: September 10, 2014, 05:33:16 PM »
Quote from: Centro on September 10, 2014, 05:32:09 PM

Hate to break it to you but our government ALREADY spent billions on them....
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1644 on: September 10, 2014, 07:23:17 PM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on September 10, 2014, 05:33:16 PM
Hate to break it to you but our government ALREADY spent billions on them....
Sad indeed...
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1645 on: September 10, 2014, 10:44:00 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1646 on: September 10, 2014, 11:37:49 PM »
Quote from: Centro on September 10, 2014, 10:44:00 PM

My kids better bit be even x1 because than - I'm screwed
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1647 on: September 10, 2014, 11:48:46 PM »
Quote from: lubaby on August 24, 2014, 06:02:59 PM
A dyslexic, insomniac, philosopher sits up all night contemplating dog.
LOVE!
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1648 on: September 11, 2014, 12:52:26 PM »
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1649 on: September 11, 2014, 12:57:11 PM »
Quote from: yos9694 on September 11, 2014, 12:52:26 PM
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
Must have been trying to find the other side...
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1650 on: September 11, 2014, 01:02:34 PM »
Quote from: yos9694 on September 11, 2014, 12:52:26 PM
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side, Bazinga!
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1651 on: September 11, 2014, 07:17:53 PM »
Quote from: lubaby on September 11, 2014, 01:02:34 PM
To get to the same side, Bazinga!

Not sure there is an anzwer. I think the chicken's mind exploded. But there are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1652 on: September 11, 2014, 07:36:17 PM »


Quote from: yos9694 on September 11, 2014, 07:17:53 PM
But there are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
Good one! That should go in the best one-liner thread!
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1653 on: September 11, 2014, 08:46:22 PM »
I heard that there are 10 types of people in the world. People who understand binary, and people who don't.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1654 on: September 12, 2014, 12:59:43 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on September 11, 2014, 08:46:22 PM
I heard that there are 10 types of people in the world. People who understand binary, and people who don't.
That is the oldest one in the book
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1655 on: September 12, 2014, 09:54:57 AM »
Quote from: wayfe on September 12, 2014, 12:59:43 AM
That is the oldest one in the book
And there are two rules to success:
1) Don't say everything you know.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1656 on: September 12, 2014, 09:57:56 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on September 12, 2014, 09:54:57 AM
And there are two rules to success:
1) Don't say everything you know.
And there are 3 kinds of people, those who know how to count and those who don't.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1657 on: September 12, 2014, 09:58:30 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on September 12, 2014, 09:57:56 AM
And there are 3 kinds of people, those who know how to count and those who don't.
Also, 5 out of every 4 people in the world have trouble with fractions.
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1658 on: September 12, 2014, 09:59:38 AM »
Quote from: etech0 on September 12, 2014, 09:58:30 AM
Also, 5 out of every 4 people in the world have trouble with fractions.
And 87.3% of statistics are made up on the spot....
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1659 on: September 12, 2014, 10:00:39 AM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on September 12, 2014, 09:59:38 AM
And 87.3% of statistics are made up on the spot....
I heard that it was 78.3%, no, 94.8%.
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