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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #1820 on: August 14, 2015, 01:56:38 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1821 on: August 14, 2015, 02:07:05 PM »
Quote from: stbaum on August 14, 2015, 01:56:38 PM


Still need to keep saying it until they understand it.
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #1822 on: August 14, 2015, 02:19:14 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1823 on: August 14, 2015, 02:36:29 PM »
Quote from: maxie m on August 14, 2015, 02:19:14 PM
doesn't work >:(
If your wife is mad at you just hit her over the head with a mink coat...
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1824 on: August 14, 2015, 02:41:35 PM »
Quote from: Achas Veachas on August 14, 2015, 02:36:29 PM
If your wife is mad at you just hit her over the head with a mink coat...
that should work
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1825 on: August 14, 2015, 03:27:11 PM »

Quote from: Achas Veachas on August 14, 2015, 02:36:29 PM
If your wife is mad at you just hit her over the head with a mink coat...
I'm a wife and I approve this message
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1826 on: August 14, 2015, 05:12:05 PM »
Quote from: stbaum on August 14, 2015, 03:27:11 PM
I'm a wife and I approve this message
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1827 on: August 16, 2015, 03:09:57 AM »
Quote from: stbaum on August 14, 2015, 01:56:38 PM

From my experience: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1828 on: September 16, 2015, 08:04:59 PM »
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1829 on: September 16, 2015, 08:33:44 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on September 16, 2015, 08:04:59 PM

Looks like you were searching for that joke...
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1830 on: September 16, 2015, 09:00:59 PM »
Quote from: dovy2 on September 16, 2015, 08:33:44 PM
Looks like you were searching for that joke...
I was :)
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1831 on: September 16, 2015, 10:43:29 PM »
Heard this on a tape from Rabbi Dr. Tatz:
The sadist and the masochist were just married, and everyone was marveling at this match made in heaven. When they were finally alone, the masochist said to the sadist, "Hate me!" To which the sadist replied, "Noooooo!"
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Re: Jokes. Any type goes. Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #1832 on: September 16, 2015, 10:48:27 PM »
Quote from: intgesh on September 16, 2015, 10:43:29 PM
Heard this on a tape from Rabbi Dr. Tatz:
The sadist and the masochist were just married, and everyone was marveling at this match made in heaven. When they were finally alone, the masochist said to the sadist, "Hate Hurt me!" To which the sadist replied, "Noooooo!"
FTFY
I heard this from R' Gottlieb, though without the marriage part, which makes it sound like it's for mature audiences only.
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1833 on: September 27, 2015, 06:44:01 PM »
President Obama told US troops fighting ISIS, "If you like your head, you can keep your head."
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1834 on: October 04, 2015, 06:18:57 PM »
CHASE Bank "Fraud Alert" I just got a call from Chase regarding suspicious activities on my account, they claim they see someone is charging on my card everyday in a "Fish Store".....i had a hard time to explain that's me doing all the charges since we have so many holidays one after the other...
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1836 on: October 16, 2015, 04:11:40 PM »
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1837 on: October 16, 2015, 04:20:39 PM »
Quote from: good sam on October 16, 2015, 04:11:40 PM
Soleveichik or a different Yosheber?
It would be the Beis halevi.

But I'm not the author..
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1839 on: October 16, 2015, 05:03:12 PM »
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