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This thread should be renamed to 'Post your email forward here'

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Go to google maps
Click on “get directions”
Enter Japan as start location and China as End location
Read #43 of the instructions…

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Go to google maps
Click on “get directions”
Enter Japan as start location and China as End location
Read #43 of the instructions…

Lol, I've seen the "Swim" one, but I haven't seen that one before!
http://local.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=Japan&daddr=China&hl=en&geocode=FRhxKAIdfJI9CCkvGX_XD05nNDFEUmZ81HVC9Q%3BFZw0IwIdReU1BinBQsblZI5QMTFvNp80fKodlQ&mra=ls&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=38.826758,107.138672&ie=UTF8&z=5
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I guess the Google guys learnt how to Jet Ski... I knew I should have sent my resume to Google, these guys have too much fun...
« Last Edit: November 04, 2010, 12:19:12 PM by Mikeoracle »

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If Kayaking is more your thing, type in Los Angeles to Melbourne, Australia.
Enjoy...

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FINALLY - A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . .

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the
privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate
any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a
win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It also
would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be
swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . .
"Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight
number XXXX. Shalom!"

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Chuchem, when in israel, can I send a parcel with you?

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Awesome Bumber Sticker I saw:

 I believe in the Big Bang Theory... "God Spoke... and BANG it Happened!"

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Another sticker:

All my money goes to Chicago University,
My daughter too...

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Another sticker:

All my money goes to Chicago University,
My daughter too...

Its probably University of Chicago

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That's what I read when I was in chicago.

Also the big bang one.

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I happen to think the song is awesome

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I happen to think the song is awesome



+100 ;D

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I happen to think the song is awesome



Those guys are amazing. I came across them recently, they autotune all kinds of stuff. They even did one episode for RayWJohnson...