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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2415 on: June 14, 2019, 01:48:24 PM »
took me a moment there
Still not getting it...

Can you explain?

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2416 on: June 14, 2019, 01:49:02 PM »
Still not getting it...

Can you explain?
what is the icon for?
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2417 on: June 14, 2019, 01:50:42 PM »
what is the icon for?

Got it!

I guess I was expecting something deeper.....

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2418 on: June 14, 2019, 01:57:34 PM »
Got it!

I guess I didn't got it.....
FTFY
Don't be ashamed, it's not a busha

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2419 on: June 16, 2019, 04:52:44 PM »
Life is like a game of chess!
I don't know how to play chess ???

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2420 on: June 17, 2019, 10:35:09 AM »
A person came to his ruv that he says parshas hamon every day and it didnt work so the ruv told him parshas hamon works, but you don't work!

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2421 on: June 19, 2019, 10:15:14 AM »
A person came to his ruv that he says parshas hamon every day and it didnt work so the ruv told him parshas hamon works, but you don't work!

There is a saying from Satmar Rov that Parshas Hamon only works till 8 am.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2422 on: June 19, 2019, 11:12:40 AM »
There is a saying from Satmar Rov that Parshas Hamon only works till 8 am.
I heard this already and I don't like it, because parshas Haman is a sgula for parnusa and of course you need to do hishtadles as well, but to say that after 8am it "doesn't work"? You could to hishtadles and say parshas Haman anytime you find it appropriate
(I mean nothing against the satmer rebbi as he was a very very big person, even if I don't hold of all/part of his shitos)

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2423 on: June 19, 2019, 11:20:46 AM »
I heard this already and I don't like it, because parshas Haman is a sgula for parnusa and of course you need to do hishtadles as well, but to say that after 8am it "doesn't work"? You could to hishtadles and say parshas Haman anytime you find it appropriate
(I mean nothing against the satmer rebbi as he was a very very big person, even if I don't hold of all/part of his shitos)

He meant it as a joke.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2424 on: June 19, 2019, 11:57:16 AM »
He meant it as a joke.
didn't think otherwise, but i don't like the joke

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2425 on: June 19, 2019, 12:26:20 PM »
I heard this already and I don't like it, because parshas Haman is a sgula for parnusa and of course you need to do hishtadles as well, but to say that after 8am it "doesn't work"? You could to hishtadles and say parshas Haman anytime you find it appropriate
(I mean nothing against the satmer rebbi as he was a very very big person, even if I don't hold of all/part of his shitos)
Come on. He was making a point.
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2426 on: June 19, 2019, 12:43:09 PM »
Come on. He was making a point.
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2427 on: June 19, 2019, 02:57:57 PM »
There is a saying from Satmar Rov that Parshas Hamon only works till 8 am.
Didn't the satmar rebbe daven late?
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2428 on: June 19, 2019, 03:03:49 PM »
Y'all killed it, but here's the saying.
(Quit) pulling out the flowers, and watering the weeds. -Peter Lynch

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2429 on: June 19, 2019, 03:43:02 PM »
Y'all killed it, but here's the saying.
That's sounds better