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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2685 on: November 26, 2020, 05:24:22 PM »
A doughnut a day keeps the ? ? ? away

What do you think belongs in there?
I'm going crazy, wanna come along?

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2686 on: November 26, 2020, 05:32:57 PM »
A doughnut a day keeps the six pack away


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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2687 on: November 26, 2020, 06:34:54 PM »
A doughnut a day keeps the ? ? ? away

What do you think belongs in there?
Certainly not cops

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2688 on: November 26, 2020, 06:58:24 PM »
Keeps the belt buckle far away
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2689 on: November 26, 2020, 08:31:35 PM »
A doughnut a day keeps the cravings away

What do you think belongs in there?
I'd put it this way 👆
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2690 on: November 26, 2020, 08:37:36 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2691 on: November 26, 2020, 08:38:38 PM »
disagree
At how much would you agree?
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2692 on: November 26, 2020, 08:54:41 PM »
At how much would you agree?
Depends how big they are and what's inside / on top and how many you ate yesterday
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2693 on: November 27, 2020, 09:14:39 AM »
‏בעולם הישיבות שואלים למה יעקב לא אמר ללבן שהתרפים קמו וברחו איתו יחד, כמו שאברהם אמר לתרח שהפסילים קמו והיכו זה את זה?

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2694 on: November 27, 2020, 09:15:50 AM »
‏בעולם הישיבות שואלים למה יעקב לא אמר ללבן שהתרפים קמו וברחו איתו יחד, כמו שאברהם אמר לתרח שהפסילים קמו והיכו זה את זה?

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2695 on: November 27, 2020, 09:18:05 AM »

Many a people were killed in the olden days because of translators.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2696 on: November 27, 2020, 09:44:12 AM »
Don't ask stupid questions and you won't get stupid answers

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2697 on: November 27, 2020, 10:14:01 AM »
A doughnut a day keeps the all the pants in my closet that i don't get rid of because i will lose weight and it will fit again away


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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2698 on: November 27, 2020, 10:42:52 AM »


You have those, too? I have more clothes I'd like to fit into than clothes I can actually wear.
When you find yourself agreeing with me more often than not, it's time for a cheshbon hanefesh.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2699 on: November 27, 2020, 10:44:42 AM »
I find it pathetic that a whole group of DDFers seem to believe that one needs a REASON to eat a donut
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