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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2820 on: July 21, 2022, 12:35:48 AM »
Mazal tov @ChaimMoskowitz
I didn't realize you could renew an engagement.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2821 on: September 15, 2022, 06:48:58 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2822 on: September 15, 2022, 06:58:21 PM »

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2823 on: September 15, 2022, 07:03:47 PM »
if you go into the bathroom an american, and you come out of the bathroom an american, what are you while in the bathroom?
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