Moshe was walking to shul one shabbos and was stopped by a cop for Jaywalking. He explained to the offiicer that as an orthodox Jew, he didn't have any id, nor could he carry the ticket in the street on shabbos. The officer, being very understanding, told Moshe to give him his information - including his home address - and he would mail him the ticket.
Moshe finally makes it to shul, and tells this story to his friend chaim. Chaim says - what's going to happen when the ticket comes in the mail? "I don't know," says Moshe, " but I'd love to be a fly on the wall when the Nation of Islam receives a ticket addressed to Kishi Matuchas"