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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2010, 05:37:41 AM »
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #32 on: January 26, 2010, 06:11:41 AM »
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2010, 06:24:32 AM »








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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2010, 05:50:21 AM »
????Man to Wife: "If my life will one day depend on a machine, don't let me suffer, just turn it off..... wife stands up and turns off his blackberry!
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2010, 07:00:21 AM »
A European chusid, walks into a posh mehadrin restaurant in Manhattan.

He is very pleased and surprised to see that the Chinese waiter, speaks a fluent chassidish yiddish.

After the meal this chusid approaches the manager of the restaurant, and asks him:"How come this Chinese waiter speaks such a juicy yiddish?"

So the manager says to him:"Shshshsh, quit ! He thinks he is learning English!"
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2010, 12:25:05 PM »
Quote from: Charles The Govenor on March 17, 2010, 05:50:21 AM
????Man to Wife: "If my life will one day depend on a machine, don't let me suffer, just turn it off..... wife stands up and turns off his blackberry!
Thanks a good one!
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2010, 12:05:27 PM »
Quote from: Charles The Govenor on March 17, 2010, 05:50:21 AM
????Man to Wife: "If my life will one day depend on a machine, don't let me suffer, just turn it off..... wife stands up and turns off his blackberry!
she makes "Eror 500"! lol
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2010, 09:04:45 AM »
Quote from: hocker on March 17, 2010, 12:05:27 PM
she makes "Eror 500"! lol

Thats patented with DD. Worwide patents pending.

(actually since the new server it runs much smoother).
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2010, 05:35:31 AM »
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2010, 08:35:21 PM »
Quote from: Mikeoracle on October 08, 2009, 08:11:38 PM
A man asks his wife "What would you do if I won the Lotto?"
She says, "I'd take my half and leave you!"
"Excellent! I won 12 bucks, here's 6 now get the $@#% outa here...."
Love it!
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2010, 05:00:42 PM »
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2010, 07:24:21 PM »
Just found an Israeli in Shul asking for a cigarette.  When he finally got it he said: "I stopped smoking already, but I can't stop Shnoring"..
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2010, 07:35:43 PM »
When Iceland's economy died, its final wish was that its ashes would be spread across Europe
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2010, 08:33:32 PM »
Quote from: SuperFlyer on April 28, 2010, 07:35:43 PM
When Iceland's economy died, its final wish was that its ashes would be spread across Europe
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