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????Man to Wife: "If my life will one day depend on a machine, don't let me suffer, just turn it off..... wife stands up and turns off his blackberry!
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A European chusid, walks into a posh mehadrin restaurant in Manhattan.

He is very pleased and surprised to see that the Chinese waiter, speaks a fluent chassidish yiddish.

After the meal this chusid approaches the manager of the restaurant, and asks him:"How come this Chinese waiter speaks such a juicy yiddish?"

So the manager says to him:"Shshshsh, quit ! He thinks he is learning English!"

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????Man to Wife: "If my life will one day depend on a machine, don't let me suffer, just turn it off..... wife stands up and turns off his blackberry!
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????Man to Wife: "If my life will one day depend on a machine, don't let me suffer, just turn it off..... wife stands up and turns off his blackberry!
she makes "Eror 500"! lol
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she makes "Eror 500"! lol

Thats patented with DD. Worwide patents pending.

(actually since the new server it runs much smoother).

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A man asks his wife "What would you do if I won the Lotto?"
She says, "I'd take my half and leave you!"
"Excellent! I won 12 bucks, here's 6 now get the $@#% outa here...."
Love it!

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Just found an Israeli in Shul asking for a cigarette.  When he finally got it he said: "I stopped smoking already, but I can't stop Shnoring"..

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When Iceland's economy died, its final wish was that its ashes would be spread across Europe

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When Iceland's economy died, its final wish was that its ashes would be spread across Europe
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