A European chusid, walks into a posh mehadrin restaurant in Manhattan.
He is very pleased and surprised to see that the Chinese waiter, speaks a fluent chassidish yiddish.
After the meal this chusid approaches the manager of the restaurant, and asks him:"How come this Chinese waiter speaks such a juicy yiddish?"
So the manager says to him:"Shshshsh, quit ! He thinks he is learning English!"