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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #630 on: October 23, 2012, 08:27:11 PM »
Overheard in Lakewoods' fourcorners bagel store: "The shidduch crisis is Obama's fault, I'm telling you! I spoke to someone who really knows for sure!"
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #631 on: October 28, 2012, 11:44:18 AM »
sprint is way ahead of all phone carriers- their service is already down!
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #632 on: October 28, 2012, 10:28:56 PM »
NEW SQUARE: Signs have been put up to remind Sandy to stay on the women's side of the street :)
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #633 on: October 28, 2012, 11:11:47 PM »
Quote from: txtmax4 on October 28, 2012, 10:28:56 PM
NEW SQUARE: Signs have been put up to remind Sandy to stay on the women's side of the street :)
Which makes we wonder if the Hamodia/Yated will be able to print pictures of the storm...
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #634 on: October 29, 2012, 01:12:24 AM »
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #635 on: October 29, 2012, 07:59:07 AM »
Quote from: SamDaMan on October 28, 2012, 09:58:51 PM
SANDY go run-4-president. U-did-A-better job than all of them with boosting the economy.shelves are empty!
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #636 on: October 29, 2012, 08:02:17 AM »
They say Sandy will be the biggest disaster the US has seen since Nov '08 when Obama was elected..
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #637 on: October 29, 2012, 09:02:30 AM »
Since Sandy can possibly knock out cell phone service for several days, it is advised to send out all your silly jokes now.
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #638 on: October 29, 2012, 09:31:37 AM »
Quote from: txtmax4 on October 28, 2012, 10:28:56 PM
NEW SQUARE: Signs have been put up to remind Sandy to stay on the women's side of the street :)

ROFLMAO! ;d
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #639 on: October 29, 2012, 12:02:27 PM »
I saw a bunch of families packing there cars to leave Boro Park. I asked them where they were going, they said we are being evacuated. I said no that was Section A not 8!!!
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #640 on: October 29, 2012, 12:12:38 PM »
Quote from: Q274 on October 29, 2012, 12:02:27 PM
I saw a bunch of families packing there cars to leave Boro Park. I asked them where they were going, they said we are being evacuated. I said no that was Section A not 8!!!
;D  ALOL ;D
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #641 on: October 29, 2012, 12:25:07 PM »
Quote from: Q274 on October 29, 2012, 12:02:27 PM
I saw a bunch of families packing there cars to leave Boro Park. I asked them where they were going, they said we are being evacuated. I said no that was Section A not 8!!!
ROTB
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #642 on: October 29, 2012, 01:28:09 PM »
@TURXJOKES: I think the reason we're experiencing so much rain across the US is because Amshinov just started saying "Maashiv HaRuach Umorid HaGeshem."
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #643 on: October 29, 2012, 07:43:59 PM »
Breaking: CNN is reporting Chris Christie has already eaten his emergency food supply, and is now dipping batteries in marinara sauce.
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Re: jokes, any type goes.Whats the difference between mashed potatoes, and pea soup?
« Reply #644 on: October 30, 2012, 12:37:07 AM »
FWD: The only blackout i want is Obama
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