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he's saying that when the automatic toilet flushes b4 ur done its fine but when the toaster pops out the bread b4 its done its like excuse me but I'm not done yet get back in there
A bit late but nevertheless I was referring to the bidets (Park Hyatt has them). The automatic flush isn't the problem, it's a b*** toaster and can be very difficult to turn off.
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An "alter" yeshiva bachur:
אחת שאלתי מאת ה' !!! אותה אבקש! ואם לא .שבתי בבית השם כל ימי חיי
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An "alter" yeshiva bachur:
אחת שאלתי מאת ה' !!! אותה אבקש! ואם לא .שבתי בבית השם כל ימי חיי
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1,000,000 people attended President Obama's inauguration. Only 13 missed work.

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1,000,000 people attended President Obama's inauguration. Only 13 missed work.

Cute...

1,000,000 people attended President Obama's inauguration, they all showed up to work.
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two blondes were walking in the woods and they came across some tracks.  They began to argue whether they were bear tracks or fox tracks. The argued for some time and were close reaching an answer when they got hit by a train.
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says why the long face?
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The horse says i just lost my job.
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A guy walks into a bar.                   OUCH!
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A Jew walks into a bar to buy a drink.
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He buys the bar.

 ::) Yet to hear a funny walked into a bar joke...
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A man walked into a flower shop. "I'd like some flowers, please."

"Certainly, sir. What did you have in mind?"

He shrugged. "Well, uh, I'm not sure, ah, I uh..."

The clerk interrupted. "Maybe I can help... what exactly did you do wrong?"

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A man walked into a flower shop. "I'd like some flowers, please."

"Certainly, sir. What did you have in mind?"

He shrugged. "Well, uh, I'm not sure, ah, I uh..."

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The best ad of the Super Bowl? The 30 minute ad for modernizing our nation's power grid.
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