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Why do banks have their doors widely open, but chain the pen to the desk?

Simple: people are less likely to steal a door. And even if yes, it's "chained" via the hinges.

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Simple: people are less likely to steal a door. And even if yes, it's "chained" via the hinges.
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i got caught peeing in the pool today the lifeguard screamed so loud .......i almost fell in.
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Why do banks have their doors widely open, but chain the pen to the desk?
it's not an anti-theft measure, its to make sure they don't get lost.

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Simple: people are less likely to steal a door. And even if yes, it's "chained" via the hinges.
AROFL!!!

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AROFL!!!

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'yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

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"A man in Florida has been charged with murder after he butt-dialed 911.
The operator hears him plan the whole murder.
Police say he might've gotten away it if ya' know-if he had T-Mobile."

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"A man in Florida has been charged with murder after he butt-dialed 911.
The operator hears him plan the whole murder.
Police say he might've gotten away it if ya' know-if he had T-Mobile."

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ROFL!!!

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Jeff Dahmer invited his mom over for dinner. They were in the dining room eating quietly for awhile when Jeff's mom looked up and said, "You know, Jeff, I don't really like your friends." Jeff replied, "That's O.K., mom, just eat your vegetables."
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Wow.  How many people old enough to remember who that is?

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Welcome to our pool
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Wow.  How many people old enough to remember who that is?
I guess Gacy jokes won't work either?  :)
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How do you get a one armed Polack out of a tree ? Waive !
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גבאי Goes over to someone to call him up for an עליה.  He asks him,"what is your name".  He answers "שרה בת ברכה״״". The גבאי says "no I need your name".
The man answers "I am having financial trouble and I am doing everything in my wife's name these days"

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"Before you marry a person, you should make them use a computer with really slow internet to see who they really are.
"Not all who wander are lost"

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"Before you marry a person, you should make them use a computer with really slow internet to see who they really are.
ALOL