Jokes Master Thread

[grodnoking]

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business,patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting

anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man...that could have been me!"










So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

[yesitsme]

http://www.techonthenet.com/joke.php

[etech0]

http://www.techonthenet.com/joke.php

[SamKey]

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business,patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting

anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man...that could have been me!"










So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

ROFL!

[shlonx]

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

[lubaby]

Brain teaser - Guess the names of the countries:
1.🚽+any
2. O+👨
3. ☕+na
4. 🎲+a
5. 🚣+s+1⃣+a
6. Uk+☔+e
7. S+💆
8. 🐋+s
9. I 🏃
10. 💊+📌
11. 💪+re+🚗
12. 😡+⛽+🚘
Think outside the box..

[Adam101]

Only got #6. Will try tomorrow when I have a full head

[TimT]

Only got #6. Will try tomorrow when I have a full head

Come on, you don't know #9 ?

[good sam]

Brain teaser - Guess the names of the countries:
1.🚽+any
2. O+👨
3. ☕+na
4. 🎲+a
5. 🚣+s+1⃣+a
6. Uk+☔+e
7. S+💆
8. 🐋+s
9. I 🏃
10. 💊+📌
11. 💪+re+🚗
12. 😡+⛽+🚘
Think outside the box..

On tapa I can only see the emojis if I quote the post.

[Adam101]

Come on, you don't know #9 ?

I??? How in the world???

[skyguy918]

On tapa I can only see the emojis if I quote the post.

+1. Some show up even just viewing the thread, but most don't.

I??? How in the world???

Quote the post. #9 had an I + a running emoji. Hard to miss that one once you see all the emojis.

Only one I still don't get is the one with the poop emoji, #10.
ETA: just realized that one isn't in this list, I saw it elsewhere.

[good sam]

+1. Some show up even just viewing the thread, but most don't.
Quote the post. #9 had an I + a running emoji. Hard to miss that one once you see all the emojis.

Only one I still don't get is the one with the poop emoji, #10.
ETA: just realized that one isn't in this list, I saw it elsewhere.

#10 for me shows a pill and a pushpin

[Adam101]

Oh aha so all plus signs should show  up  as emojis?

[skyguy918]

Oh aha so all plus signs should show  up  as emojis?

Emojis on both sides of the plus signs.

[Knaper_Chuchem]

Here..

[koplonko]

#2 o"man"
#8 "wale"s (the fish is spelled "whale")

[Iz]

Got 'em all except 11. Someone please help! PM, please. I'll trade you if you want.

[stbaum]

Got 'em all except 11. Someone please help! PM, please. I'll trade you if you want.

America?

[Iz]

America?

Oh boy, that's really bad pronunciation!

[MeirS]

Let guys have fun.
Don't give them all away.