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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1935 on: December 05, 2015, 11:17:40 PM »
My boss is notorious for hanging up annoying little "motivational" signs in every which corner. One day he even went as far as to tape up a bright yellow sign above the men's room sink that read: "Think!"
The next day my co-workers and I had a good laugh when we went to the men's room. Right below my boss's sign, just above the soap dispenser, someone had posted another sign. It read: "Thoap!"
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1936 on: December 07, 2015, 09:51:56 AM »
My boss is notorious for hanging up annoying little "motivational" signs in every which corner. One day he even went as far as to tape up a bright yellow sign above the men's room sink that read: "Think!"
The next day my co-workers and I had a good laugh when we went to the men's room. Right below my boss's sign, just above the soap dispenser, someone had posted another sign. It read: "Thoap!"
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1937 on: December 20, 2015, 07:01:11 PM »
We came,up with a corny joke at my Shabbos table this week.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1938 on: December 22, 2015, 10:17:31 AM »
I'm getting the feeling that you don't belong in Lakewood. (No offense).

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1939 on: December 22, 2015, 08:02:16 PM »
I'm getting the feeling that you don't belong on DDF. (No offense).
FTFY

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1940 on: December 24, 2015, 02:07:58 PM »
We came,up with a corny joke at my Shabbos table this week.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
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huh

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1941 on: December 24, 2015, 02:11:44 PM »

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1942 on: December 24, 2015, 02:13:35 PM »
Check out Lipa's album.
since when does R' chaim say boo who?

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1943 on: December 24, 2015, 02:19:04 PM »
since when does R' chaim say boo who?
I think it's more like boo-huh.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1944 on: December 24, 2015, 02:19:58 PM »
I think it's more like boo-huh.
I've heard him say booah

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1945 on: December 24, 2015, 02:20:09 PM »
since when does R' chaim say boo who?
Whatever. It does say "jokes" in the title.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1946 on: December 24, 2015, 02:23:27 PM »
I've heard him say booah
Maybe I'm wrong. I've been there only before it was acronymized...  ;)

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1947 on: December 25, 2015, 11:29:54 PM »
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?


Give me my quarterback

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1948 on: December 31, 2015, 06:20:34 PM »
How do you get 100 old ladies to yell "F**K" at the same time?  Get one lady to yell "BINGO"
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #1949 on: December 31, 2015, 07:28:06 PM »
א מגיד שיעור האט אפגעשטעלט א בחור און ער זאגט אים כ'הער אז די ביזט אויף חשיש,
פרעגט די בחור פון וואנענט ווייסט איר,
עטפערט ער אים, "א קליין פייגל איז מיר געקומען אויסזאגן"
זאגט דער בחור "אהא, הייסט עס אזוי, צום מגיד שיעור קומען רעדן די פייגלעך, און איך בין אויף חשיש" ?!
I don't sin, I give myself opportunities to repent.