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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2175 on: September 09, 2016, 10:53:14 AM »
Wasn't sure if I should post here, or maybe a thread should be started in Goods for Sale, or possibly under the KSML master thread, but here goes:

Stogel vegetarian burger still in original seal available in Brooklyn, fresh from recent flight, price $0.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2176 on: September 10, 2016, 05:52:51 PM »
Wasn't sure if I should post here, or maybe a thread should be started in Goods for Sale, or possibly under the KSML master thread, but here goes:

Stogel vegetarian burger still in original seal available in Brooklyn, fresh from recent flight, price $0.
Kind of obvious.
You want people to pay for that?
Also, obviously fresh, like the Osem cakes, they are fresh forever because of the uranium they place in it... (yellow cake)

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2177 on: September 10, 2016, 09:49:33 PM »
Wasn't sure if I should post here, or maybe a thread should be started in Goods for Sale, or possibly under the KSML master thread, but here goes:

Stogel vegetarian burger still in original seal available in Brooklyn, fresh from recent flight, price $0.

Is this a joke?  ;)
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2178 on: September 11, 2016, 02:17:20 PM »
Is this a joke?  ;)
Obviously it is.
If it was serious he would be paying for someone to take it.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2179 on: September 11, 2016, 02:31:33 PM »

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2180 on: September 11, 2016, 03:08:26 PM »
I had a friend who saw someone getting shocked from a washing machine, it took him 5 minutes to calm down from laughing so hard just that he can tell me what he saw.
and when I heard that's why he was laughing so hard, I completely melted from laughing. :D

Honestly, I don't know why I find it so funny, but I am still rolling from reading your post  ;D ;D
I just read this and burst out laughing. 2 years old....

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2181 on: September 11, 2016, 05:02:27 PM »
Two kids talking in the playground.

First kid: "My Daddy's an accountant"
Second kid: "Well, my Daddy's a lawyer!"
First kid: "Honest?"
Second kid: "No, the regular type"
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2182 on: September 15, 2016, 06:28:39 PM »
Who was the first chassidishe rebbe?

Eisav.
He had a fur coat, 400 chassidim, and wanted to kill his brother.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2183 on: September 15, 2016, 07:48:14 PM »
Who was the first chassidishe rebbe?

Eisav.
He had a fur coat, 400 chassidim, and wanted to kill his brother.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2186 on: September 16, 2016, 12:09:31 AM »
*History class in the year 2100*
Teacher: So, we've finished 2015. On to 2017!
Student: What about 2016?
Teacher: We don't talk about 2016

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2187 on: September 16, 2016, 12:44:58 AM »
*History class in the year 2100*
Teacher: So, we've finished 2015. On to 2021!
Student: What about 2016-2020?
Teacher: We don't talk about 2016-2020

FTFY :)

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2188 on: September 18, 2016, 06:02:13 PM »
Fwd:
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2189 on: September 18, 2016, 06:03:58 PM »
Fwd:
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".
ALOL!

What makes this so funny is that it is soooo true. I am probably one of the furthest things one can be from an Apple fan, but I must admit that Apple engineering and QC seems to be on a totally different level than all the rest (especially Samsung - even their dumb phones used to heat up so much more than any other...)

Full Disclosure: I now use an iPhone, and while I dislike a lot about it, the engineering is simply better.
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I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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