Author Topic: Jokes Master Thread (Read 445623 times)

Zevi16 · « **Reply #2180 on:** September 11, 2016, 03:08:26 PM »

Quote from: Myccrabbi on April 10, 2014, 01:08:53 AM

I had a friend who saw someone getting shocked from a washing machine, it took him 5 minutes to calm down from laughing so hard just that he can tell me what he saw.
and when I heard that's why he was laughing so hard, I completely melted from laughing.

Quote from: ilherman on April 10, 2014, 01:13:13 AM

Honestly, I don't know why I find it so funny, but I am still rolling from reading your post

I just read this and burst out laughing. 2 years old....

etech0 · « **Reply #2181 on:** September 11, 2016, 05:02:27 PM »

Two kids talking in the playground.

First kid: "My Daddy's an accountant"
Second kid: "Well, my Daddy's a lawyer!"
First kid: "Honest?"
Second kid: "No, the regular type"

yuneeq · « **Reply #2182 on:** September 15, 2016, 06:28:39 PM »

Who was the first chassidishe rebbe?

Eisav.
He had a fur coat, 400 chassidim, and wanted to kill his brother.

Work-for-ur-muny · « **Reply #2183 on:** September 15, 2016, 07:48:14 PM »

Quote from: yuneeq on September 15, 2016, 06:28:39 PM

Who was the first chassidishe rebbe?

Eisav.
He had a fur coat, 400 chassidim, and wanted to kill his brother.

etech0 · « **Reply #2184 on:** September 15, 2016, 09:07:02 PM »

Quote from: Work-for-ur-muny on September 15, 2016, 07:48:14 PM

Quote from: Freddie on August 31, 2016, 02:04:17 PM

Nu, use the like button!

Work-for-ur-muny · « **Reply #2185 on:** September 15, 2016, 10:02:50 PM »

Quote from: etech0 on September 15, 2016, 09:07:02 PM

Quote from: Work-for-ur-muny on September 15, 2016, 07:48:14 PM

Baruch · « **Reply #2186 on:** September 16, 2016, 12:09:31 AM »

*History class in the year 2100*
Teacher: So, we've finished 2015. On to 2017!
Student: What about 2016?
Teacher: We don't talk about 2016

yuneeq · « **Reply #2187 on:** September 16, 2016, 12:44:58 AM »

Quote from: Baruch on September 16, 2016, 12:09:31 AM

*History class in the year 2100*
Teacher: So, we've finished 2015. On to 2021!
Student: What about 2016-2020?
Teacher: We don't talk about 2016-2020

FTFY

danrocks613 · « **Reply #2188 on:** September 18, 2016, 06:02:13 PM »

Fwd:
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".

ExGingi · « **Reply #2189 on:** September 18, 2016, 06:03:58 PM »

Quote from: danrocks613 on September 18, 2016, 06:02:13 PM

Fwd:
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".

ALOL!

What makes this so funny is that it is soooo true. I am probably one of the furthest things one can be from an Apple fan, but I must admit that Apple engineering and QC seems to be on a totally different level than all the rest (especially Samsung - even their dumb phones used to heat up so much more than any other...)

Full Disclosure: I now use an iPhone, and while I dislike a lot about it, the engineering is simply better.

mmgfarb · « **Reply #2190 on:** September 18, 2016, 06:04:51 PM »

Quote from: ExGingi on September 18, 2016, 06:03:58 PM

ALOL!

+1

Centro · « **Reply #2191 on:** September 18, 2016, 08:37:30 PM »

Quote from: danrocks613 on September 18, 2016, 06:02:13 PM

Fwd:
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".

I actually laughed out loud.

shulem92 · « **Reply #2192 on:** September 18, 2016, 08:41:39 PM »

Quote from: ExGingi on September 18, 2016, 06:03:58 PM

ALOL!

Quote from: Centro on September 18, 2016, 08:37:30 PM

I actually laughed out loud.

U do realize that ALOL = Actually Laughed Out Loud

JTZ · « **Reply #2193 on:** September 18, 2016, 08:45:54 PM »

Quote from: danrocks613 on September 18, 2016, 06:02:13 PM

Fwd:
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".

Finally a joke that makes sense.

Centro · « **Reply #2194 on:** September 18, 2016, 08:49:12 PM »

Quote from: shulem92 on September 18, 2016, 08:41:39 PM

U do realize that ALOL = Actually Laughed Out Loud

U do realize that lol means laughed out loud, so why the need for ALOL? Because lol doesn't really mean that you actually laughed out loud, same goes to Alol...

Work-for-ur-muny · « **Reply #2195 on:** September 18, 2016, 08:51:29 PM »

Quote from: Centro on September 18, 2016, 08:49:12 PM

U do realize that lol means laughed out loud, so why the need for ALOL? Because lol doesn't really mean that you actually laughed out loud, same goes to Alol...

So I will now introduce the all new AALOL.

yochiek93 · « **Reply #2196 on:** September 18, 2016, 08:54:19 PM »

Quote from: Work-for-ur-muny on September 18, 2016, 08:51:29 PM

So I will now introduce the all new AALOL.

Wiki it

Work-for-ur-muny · « **Reply #2197 on:** September 18, 2016, 09:07:06 PM »

Quote from: yochiek93 on September 18, 2016, 08:54:19 PM

Wiki it

Yea, but I don't know how many will get the amkus if not in context.

Baruch · « **Reply #2198 on:** September 18, 2016, 09:14:44 PM »

Quote from: Work-for-ur-muny on September 18, 2016, 08:51:29 PM

So I will now introduce the all new AALOL.

Wikified

shulem92 · « **Reply #2199 on:** September 18, 2016, 09:55:04 PM »

Quote from: Centro on September 18, 2016, 08:49:12 PM

U do realize that lol means laughed out loud, so why the need for ALOL? Because lol doesn't really mean that you actually laughed out loud, same goes to Alol...

Lol became a standard response, like ha. Along came alol, which means that u actually laughed out loud. Why do u say that that too lost its literal meaning?

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