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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2180 on: September 11, 2016, 03:08:26 PM »
I had a friend who saw someone getting shocked from a washing machine, it took him 5 minutes to calm down from laughing so hard just that he can tell me what he saw.
and when I heard that's why he was laughing so hard, I completely melted from laughing. :D

Honestly, I don't know why I find it so funny, but I am still rolling from reading your post  ;D ;D
I just read this and burst out laughing. 2 years old....

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2181 on: September 11, 2016, 05:02:27 PM »
Two kids talking in the playground.

First kid: "My Daddy's an accountant"
Second kid: "Well, my Daddy's a lawyer!"
First kid: "Honest?"
Second kid: "No, the regular type"
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2182 on: September 15, 2016, 06:28:39 PM »
Who was the first chassidishe rebbe?

Eisav.
He had a fur coat, 400 chassidim, and wanted to kill his brother.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2183 on: September 15, 2016, 07:48:14 PM »
Who was the first chassidishe rebbe?

Eisav.
He had a fur coat, 400 chassidim, and wanted to kill his brother.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2186 on: September 16, 2016, 12:09:31 AM »
*History class in the year 2100*
Teacher: So, we've finished 2015. On to 2017!
Student: What about 2016?
Teacher: We don't talk about 2016

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2187 on: September 16, 2016, 12:44:58 AM »
*History class in the year 2100*
Teacher: So, we've finished 2015. On to 2021!
Student: What about 2016-2020?
Teacher: We don't talk about 2016-2020

FTFY :)

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2188 on: September 18, 2016, 06:02:13 PM »
Fwd:
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2189 on: September 18, 2016, 06:03:58 PM »
Fwd:
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".
ALOL!

What makes this so funny is that it is soooo true. I am probably one of the furthest things one can be from an Apple fan, but I must admit that Apple engineering and QC seems to be on a totally different level than all the rest (especially Samsung - even their dumb phones used to heat up so much more than any other...)

Full Disclosure: I now use an iPhone, and while I dislike a lot about it, the engineering is simply better.
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2190 on: September 18, 2016, 06:04:51 PM »
"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2191 on: September 18, 2016, 08:37:30 PM »
Fwd:
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".
I actually laughed out loud.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2192 on: September 18, 2016, 08:41:39 PM »


ALOL!


I actually laughed out loud.
U do realize that ALOL = Actually Laughed Out Loud

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2193 on: September 18, 2016, 08:45:54 PM »
Fwd:
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".
Finally a joke that makes sense.
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2194 on: September 18, 2016, 08:49:12 PM »

U do realize that ALOL = Actually Laughed Out Loud
U do realize that lol means laughed out loud, so why the need for ALOL? Because lol doesn't really mean that you actually laughed out loud, same goes to Alol...

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2195 on: September 18, 2016, 08:51:29 PM »
U do realize that lol means laughed out loud, so why the need for ALOL? Because lol doesn't really mean that you actually laughed out loud, same goes to Alol...
So I will now introduce the all new AALOL.  :D

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2196 on: September 18, 2016, 08:54:19 PM »
So I will now introduce the all new AALOL.  :D
Wiki it

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2197 on: September 18, 2016, 09:07:06 PM »
Wiki it
Yea, but I don't know how many will get the amkus if not in context.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2198 on: September 18, 2016, 09:14:44 PM »
So I will now introduce the all new AALOL.  :D
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2199 on: September 18, 2016, 09:55:04 PM »
U do realize that lol means laughed out loud, so why the need for ALOL? Because lol doesn't really mean that you actually laughed out loud, same goes to Alol...
Lol became a standard response, like ha. Along came alol, which means that u actually laughed out loud. Why do u say that that too lost its literal meaning?