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If you actually laugh out loud, write AALOL

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2190 on: September 18, 2016, 06:04:51 PM »
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2191 on: September 18, 2016, 08:37:30 PM »
Fwd:
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".
I actually laughed out loud.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2192 on: September 18, 2016, 08:41:39 PM »


ALOL!


I actually laughed out loud.
U do realize that ALOL = Actually Laughed Out Loud

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2193 on: September 18, 2016, 08:45:54 PM »
Fwd:
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".
Finally a joke that makes sense.
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2194 on: September 18, 2016, 08:49:12 PM »

U do realize that ALOL = Actually Laughed Out Loud
U do realize that lol means laughed out loud, so why the need for ALOL? Because lol doesn't really mean that you actually laughed out loud, same goes to Alol...

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2195 on: September 18, 2016, 08:51:29 PM »
U do realize that lol means laughed out loud, so why the need for ALOL? Because lol doesn't really mean that you actually laughed out loud, same goes to Alol...
So I will now introduce the all new AALOL.  :D

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2196 on: September 18, 2016, 08:54:19 PM »
So I will now introduce the all new AALOL.  :D
Wiki it

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2197 on: September 18, 2016, 09:07:06 PM »
Wiki it
Yea, but I don't know how many will get the amkus if not in context.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2198 on: September 18, 2016, 09:14:44 PM »
So I will now introduce the all new AALOL.  :D
Wikified

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2199 on: September 18, 2016, 09:55:04 PM »
U do realize that lol means laughed out loud, so why the need for ALOL? Because lol doesn't really mean that you actually laughed out loud, same goes to Alol...
Lol became a standard response, like ha. Along came alol, which means that u actually laughed out loud. Why do u say that that too lost its literal meaning?

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2200 on: September 18, 2016, 10:19:11 PM »
So I will now introduce the all new AALOL.  :D

Lol became a standard response, like ha. Along came alol, which means that u actually laughed out loud. Why do u say that that too lost its literal meaning?
So I believe..

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2201 on: September 19, 2016, 12:12:19 AM »
They say that a joke is ruined once it needs explanation, what happens to the response it elicits once it requires a detailed discussion?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2202 on: September 19, 2016, 12:13:15 AM »
They say that a joke is ruined once it needs explanation, what happens to the response it elicits once it requires a detailed discussion?
That usually only brings on a new joke.

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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2203 on: September 19, 2016, 12:15:43 AM »
While on the topic of exploding phones, why did the terrorists bother with a pressure cooker connected to a dumb phone when they could have used a more all-in-one device called the Galaxy Note7?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Jokes Master Thread
« Reply #2204 on: September 19, 2016, 12:19:40 AM »


They say that a joke is ruined once it needs explanation, what happens to the frog it disects once it requires a detailed discussion?
FTFY